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the white-green gradient of a freshly chopped spring onion…. c'est magnifique

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the natural human lifespan is actually less than 2 days, but many have taken to artificially extending their lives via substances such as food/water

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recipes will be like "prep time: 5 minutes" beloved it took me 10 just to get out the ingredience dont underestimate me

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why does every job fucking suck ass

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I sat with a crying second grader today. (The age range is outside my wheelhouse but I was the most convenient adult.) He was crying, the other adults said, because his brother took a phone he was playing on. “Phone addicted,” everybody said. “If he would get up and play games with the other kids he wouldn’t be crying.”

He told me everyone lets his brother take things from him because his brother is younger, and doesn’t know better. He told me he doesn’t want to play because he’s tired, he has too many extracurriculars this summer and can’t get good sleep because “everyone in my camper is so loud when I’m trying to sleep.” He’s exhausted and only eight. His mom’s an acquaintance and told me she and the kid’s father are going through a separation — mom and four kids left the house to stay in a camper.

But people will seriously not listen to kids crying over seemingly minor things because on the surface it looks like a tantrum. If kids are given the space to articulate themselves they often will.

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some of u should have an OnlyClowns account

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blackberries are so good <- the start of my fruit reviewer career

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Ricky

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are we sure the only way out is through? like. are we sure we can't just. go around

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I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

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Likes to charge reblogs to FUCKING cast

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The yuri was there. It didn't save anyone. It didn't change anything. But it still matters that the yuri was there

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how many followers do you have

only you baby i swear