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began a nuzlocke randomiser run on platinum! all going well

then i meet the kid trainer who says “i’m going to win with the MAGIKARP my dad gave me”

i say out loud to myself “it wont be a magikarp will it”

it wasnt

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me consuming fictional work after fictional work to distract myself from the fact that i exist: i can have little a escapism. as a treat.

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For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting.

> Literal translation

Bird:“ ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.”

Bird: “What’s wrong?”

Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little too early. Once the phone’s picked up, then properly say hello.”

Bird: “Okay, understood.”

Owner: “Do you really understand? I’m counting on you. Hello, this is the Ono family residence in Gifu.”]

Bird: “Okay, I understand!”

Owner: “Got it.”

> That’s clearly some sort of Pokemon.

> Off-putting? It’s like birds were meant to speak Japanese!

> For some reason it’s never occurred to me that birds can mimic languages other than English. It’s so cool, though!

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me when New Horizons hits

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Via: Animal crossing twitter

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he’s beautiful

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Fingal’s Cave, located on the uninhabited island of Staffa, Scotland, is formed from basalt columns within a paleocene lava flow, similar to the Giant’s Causeway in Northern Ireland. Due to the large size and arched roof, the cave gives off an extremely creepy sound caused by the echoes of the waves.

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bts’ carpool karaoke a.k.a. baby mochi and papa mochi’s encounter 🍡

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Gotta love my mother’s words of wisdom

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this is qwilfish, a generation 2 pokemon

im just posting this to say, i have never, in my entire life, seen anyone acknowledge its existence.

not only have i never seen fanart of qwilfish, ive absolutely never seen it mentioned in any kind of pokemon discussion, ever

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soft joonie  🥺 🥺

bonus:

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A HAPPY BUNCH

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