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God I love “We’re enemies, but we’ve been enemies for a long time, which is sort of like being friends.” Great trope.

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starting a collection

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Shout-out to the bumper sticker I saw the other day that made me feel one second of pure, incandescent rage, which I have replicated in complete accuracy below:

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if you ask me, the guy who put the sword INTO the stone should be king, not the chucklefuck who got it out.

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me, continuing to look at a screen despite having a headache: OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain…

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OP is a realtor and there's a new editor who is a post-00s generation at his company, and OP asked her to cut out all the superfluous words he was presenting about the apartment

'I asked our new 00s at work to cut out all the useless words, and she did a really good job.'

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That's not fair.

(If you want to see me vent I'm on tiktok, @cryingbard)

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Normalize this response

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asking questions so stupid not even google's broken AI has anything to say about it

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Special shout-out to this shirt that makes it look like the entire United States is flying in to destroy the Twin Towers.

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"use chatgpt" that's the devil talking. buy four caffeinated drinks and pull an all nighter. this is the way.