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GOT A BOW ON MY PANTIES CAUSE MY ASS IS A PRESENT
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me: *kisses my beautiful wife*
my son, a child: ew, cooties!
me: son, how many times must you kink shame me under my own roof
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*sees a straight couple* so who’s the punk and who does ballet?
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Your body is the house you grew up in. How dare you try to burn it to the ground.
(via sexclution)
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I love the sims because I love architecture, interior design, and playing god
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5.21.15 - journal
Haven’t been around much lately.
(please don’t remove my caption thank you v much)
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IM DEAD AS HELL
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