Hi, I'm Maddie! I play standard, legacy, commander, and I'm getting into modern....slowly. I love seeing new brews and talking about decks/metas/etc! Nissa is my beautiful gf. My main blog is @chairwomanmao.
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"Just as a reminder, the only person who I take it easy on is my wife. Every single other one of you miserable fuckers are just shit out of luck."
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Throwback to the gift box days, when they supplied me with adhesive joke material
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Trying to do inktober last year really stressed me out, but I’m trying to do some art stuff anyways because I haven’t for a while and its fun!
I’ve been getting more and more into Magic the Gathering, and decided to make up a fanwalker- basically an OC that is able to travel between the planes of the MtG world :) This is Amaranth, a Dominarian gorgon who now lives as a hermit in a forest…somewhere?? lol. She does a lot of plant/regrowth magic, so she definitely leans GW but still a little towards black. In my head she’s slowly starting to get to know the nearby villagers, and she sometimes acts as a hedge witch and healer (but only with a hooded cowl and veil covering her face). She secretly hopes to be accepted into a community for who she is, but as a scary, “evil” creature she’s gotten good at hiding, and has shut most of herself away in fear of being rejected. (also I’m open for commissions still, if anyone is interested! )
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Whispering- Garruk the Planeswalker eats you! (Bineural Gingerbread Man ASMR)
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Will and the gingerbread man are IN LOVE
So the next plane is the home of Will and Rowan Kenrith. How much you wanna bet people start shipping kencest?
Y’all are on some thin fucking ice w/ God, I swear
#Mtg#eldraine#tbh I’d love for Rowan and or will to be Gay (tm)#but that’s bc I’m gay and I need to get my grubby little hands on everything I love 😉
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Rowan and Will Kenrith are Hansel and Gretal and their spark ignited while being cooked send tweet
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Hi folks! I am open for commissions right now! Get em while they’re hot!
I’m in between jobs, just waiting on my background check to clear before I can start my new one, so I’m trying to cover the gap.
My art leans mostly toward fantasy but I can do the following: - DnD - MTG Fanwalkers - Furry/Anthro - Nudity
I am NOT comfortable with: - Excessive gore (some blood ok!) - Mechs - Children/Minors in sexual poses - Other generally unacceptable subjects, up to my discretion
SPECIAL– MYSTERY BAD ART What is mystery bad art? Well, it’s 1. a mystery and 2. guaranteed bad. If you’re looking for something silly, scribbly, collage-y, and a surprise, this is for you. If you’d like it to be a bit less of a surprise, you can give me a 1-3 word subject prompt and i will create something horrible for you to laugh at (or cry about?)
If you have any questions, please feel free to ask via tumblr or send me an email at maddieolejnik @ yahoo.com
#commissions#dnd oc#Mtg#fanart#digital art#reblog for the west coasters#🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻#listen $5 mystery art not only nets you a shit-terpiece but also a kickass title#and I work real fast I promise!
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Did you really think the guy who preforms in a bloody murder circus overseen by a demon was going to be a good influence!?
Elias is @odric-master-swagtician 's fanwalker.
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tumblr refuses to let me shitpost planeswalker art and honestly im feeling so attacked
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a lot of people were wondering where Garruk was during WAR, and listen, he’s EARNED a vacation, ok
drawn for amazonian’s Poorly Drawn Planeswalkers contest
#mtg#fanart#poorly drawn planeswalkers#listen nissa's my favorite but i couldnt resist putting little cucumber slices over garruks weird mask thing#hes a trash boy but have you seen the apex predator art?#he needed a spa day#garruk
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There is nothing that embodies all my favorite things in a character design more than
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Me: Hey, sexy ;) *dms you these*
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Rasmin planeswalked to Ravnica and joined the Izzet League long before WAR and the common knowledge of planeswalkers, when they were more of a somewhat-well-kept secret. So like, image Ral meeting them for the first time and he immediately gets nothing but “definitely a planeswalker” vibes from them, which is stressful enough. Then somebody probably points out Pinni and Ral is internally like “THAT IS A KALADESH GREMLIN!! WHAT IS IT DOING HERE!!” and Rasmin quickly makes the weakest, limpest excuse like “oh this is my dog” and Ral feels like he’s going to have a stroke.
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@magicalgirlmindcrank @bace-jeleren
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