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friend: i never knew u were gay

me: ya it wasnt relevant to your plot didnt want to seem like i was diverse for no reason :/

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Unleash the duck

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goty

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Keith: what time is it?

Lance: I dunno, pass me the saxophone and I'll find out

Lance: *plays the saxophone loudly*

Pidge: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT 2AM??????

Lance: it's 2am

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Count me in. I'll bring a hammer and a carrot. Maybe also a duck. The duck may be the priest

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People who don’t use their blinkers are people who literally will not lift a finger to make the world a safer place.

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Welcome to Japan

Where cars are parked orderly and in reverse

Where fruits can be cubes

Where people keep left

And lamps have different brightness for double beds

People queue up in lines

Applies to stickers too

Where what you get is the same as the poster

you get waved goodbye..?

Relieving both mind and body

Yup.

Smooth train operator

No embarrassing knocking or barging into rooms to check out if they are occupied

When you need an extra hand

For the selfiestas

Brolly holders

Because normal manhole covers are too mainstream

Think diagonal

And anytime u need to soak your feet

Where you raise responsible adults, not brats

And luggage is organised in color codes

When you need help after the condom broke

Instant sanitary gratification

Why they are so welcome at football matches

Where water is that clean in the drains

Nuff said

Source: imgur.com

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Your depression doesn’t make you less worthy of being loved.

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To All the Mutuals I Still Follow Even Though We Only Had That One Hyperfixation in Common Like Five Years Ago

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Bucky: I just ended a four year relationship.

Natasha: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay?

Bucky: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship

Steve and Tony: *fighting from across the room*

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Today I saw an old golden retriever sitting outside a shop, waiting for its owner, with a big canine smile, and honestly... that's the best thing that has ever happened this year.

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“I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.”

— George F. Burns

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A little reminder to myself and everyone else.

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Defense against a guy in a chair