ninjamouse13
a mouse who is aprantly a "ninja"
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just a bunch of random stuff mostly parkour. will report bots and their creators, I have nothing better to do :)
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ninjamouse13 · 6 hours ago
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thanks man
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ninjamouse13 · 24 hours ago
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ninjamouse13 · 24 hours ago
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Any religion tbh
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Fascinated by this phenomenon
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ninjamouse13 · 1 day ago
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Remind me later.
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ninjamouse13 · 1 day ago
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people who are afraid of snakes are fuckin’ WILD, like dude, just carefully step over these fat babies’ sausage bodies and gently move the burmese python chillin’ against the door, then you become unfathomably rich. i would do this for $10. i would do this for FREE. 
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ninjamouse13 · 4 days ago
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Yeah it was me, I made the Cool S sword.
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ninjamouse13 · 6 days ago
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90% of shane sdv discourse is caused by people not knowing the difference between alcoholism vs alcohol abuse. former addicts who aren’t alcoholics can drink in moderation. he learned moderation in marriage. that’s fine guys. shane will be fine.
I mean it’s fine if you interpret him as a constantly relasping alcoholic. but I don’t want to.
(also his dialogue says cut back, not stop.)
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ninjamouse13 · 7 days ago
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ninjamouse13 · 7 days ago
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ninjamouse13 · 7 days ago
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via
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ninjamouse13 · 7 days ago
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dash is dead im teleporting to the past
https://www.tumblr.com/dashboard?max_post_id=606474489540042752
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ninjamouse13 · 9 days ago
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ninjamouse13 · 14 days ago
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Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water
it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.
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ninjamouse13 · 14 days ago
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ninjamouse13 · 14 days ago
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ninjamouse13 · 15 days ago
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This is a reminder to:
Never mention a possible pregnancy/abortion to anyone, especially not through a social media app messaging service such as messenger, WhatsApp, Instagram DMs, Snapchat, etc.
Delete all period tracking apps and to start tracking using a planner or physical calendar
Book appointments for a form of birth control if possible, or to always carry condoms for yourself and other
Look into sterilization options if that is the route you want to go down (here is a list of 1000 doctors willing to sterilize you without a fight)
Protect your fellow person, protect the women in your life, the queer people, the disabled people, everyone will be affected by this
Form communities. Tell your people that you love them. Protect one another. Check in on one another. None of us are alone.
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ninjamouse13 · 16 days ago
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isabelle i literally have no idea what you’re talking about
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