im reading about cowboy phrases and sayings and like 95% of them are just solid life advice
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ppl who say โthe wifeโ instead of โmy wifeโ areโฆ suspect at minimum
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procrastination !
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every time i think, i take 10 damage
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shut the hell your mouth
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Building a treehouse is the biggest insult to a tree. โI killed your friend, here hold him.โ
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You can identify a fake redneck by their passionate support of โblue lives matter.โ Real rednecks have been in at least one physical fight and/or high-speed chase with police officers and would do it again
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