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#usually ignore#sometimes send it to a friend if i think they will get some sort of Schadenfreude? if thats the right word
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hey kids did you know that computers didn't used to automatically connect to the internet. it used to make this screaming noise. we should have listened.
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who would be the funniest celebrity to actually crucify like on a cross
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make a post like "hey can anyone recommend egg substitutions for this recipe" and six people will reply "OP just use eggs" in unison and someone will reblog it like #eggs #tumblr #shitpost #funny #lol #what #weirdcore #196 and someone else will gently place into your hands the most helpful link youve ever seen in your life and then someone else will @ you because they used a screenshot of your post in their teenage mutant ninja turtles fan art. and then someone will show up in your inbox like Did eggs do something i should know about ?
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i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2
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Being with a vegatarian means finding tofu in places you didnt kno w it could be
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#a girl at my work the other day was like i never learned to do makeup im not gonna bother now#and a bunch of people started giving her long lists of youtubers to watch
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the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this
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