i’m actually a really nice person… until you annoy me
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when u sleepy as hell but ur teacher wont let u put ur head down
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i hate auto correct so much
i accidentally text my grandmother saying ‘sex tonight’
i meant tomorrow
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trying to pick out a wedgie in public
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my hair dresser is a trans woman and a girl at the salon kept on calling her “he” so she whipped out her boob and said “does this titty look like a he to you”
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"Anaconda" - Nicki Minaj
Choreography by: Jeffrey Caluag & Dimitri Mendez
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i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class
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at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce
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People have some real issues
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