nillafox
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they dont teach us shit about helluva boss roleplay in american schools either but y’all haven’t seemed to have a problem learning about that
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Having your main anxiety response be Avoidance is crazy cause you'll think you're chillin and then one day you're like waitttt I've been paralyzed with fear this whole time. Damn
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Orgasm denial but in the same way people talk about the moon landing being faked
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i really enjoy looking through reddit threads related to death metal because the replies sound like a groupchat for cartoon villains
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“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”
“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”
“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’
“uuuuuh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
“mikey what do i do?”
“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
“uhh yes please the meal would be great”
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survived checking my bank account. i deserve a little treat
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we must stop this madness. what does he need three apples for
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Apparently my stepdad and I are fucking psychically linked because ?? every single time he makes chili for dinner I get a migraine. Without fail. And it became like a ha ha running joke because it happened so many times but now I’m living 3 hours away from my parents and I just texted my mom and
WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME
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