niks-wizard-warehouse
niks-wizard-warehouse
A Wizard with too much free time.
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A place for all of my fantasy fixations🔮He/They/It 🔮22🔮 Queer🔮 Disabled����ANTI JKR
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niks-wizard-warehouse · 30 days ago
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A whole batch of concept art for my OC, Poska! (They/Them)
Their whole look is inspired by the stargazer lily, cicadas, and, like, the concept of a woodsprite.
I think I'll talk about their design more in-depth in a later post. For now, im just catching up on posting stuff from Patreon.
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niks-wizard-warehouse · 30 days ago
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Quick reminder that it's always morally correct to punch nazis.
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niks-wizard-warehouse · 1 month ago
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what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why
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niks-wizard-warehouse · 1 month ago
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So I had a hysterectomy today (hooray!) and I brought along my stuffed orca, Shamu, as a comfort object. And everyone i interacted with during my pre-op was like "Oh! Who's this?" so I was telling them all about him, how he's been with me since I was 9 and gone on every single vacation and road trip, and they were telling me about their own stuffed buddies (one lady said she still has hers after 40 years!) and all of this while I was signing consent forms and providing a list of the things I'd brought with me, you know, small talk.
So then a nurse comes over and goes "Okay, I've got some stickers I'll put on your things so we know they're yours" and I'm like "OK cool" so she puts a sticker on my coat and stickers on my bags of clothes and then she turns to Shamu and I'm like "oh I guess he gets a sticker too"
But no. She pulls out a hospital bracelet that's an exact copy of mine and slaps it on his tail, like so:
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And i was delighted by this, so I took a picture to send to my friends, who were equally delighted, and were cracking me up with their reactions (like so:)
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Anyway, they take me back and put me under, and when I awake groggily a few hours later it takes me a minute to get my bearings, so I don't notice Shamu at first. But then I realize he's tucked up next to me in the gurney, so I grab him, and my hand touches gauze.
And I'm like "huh?" so I look at him and I realize
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They gave my fucking orca a hysterectomy
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niks-wizard-warehouse · 2 months ago
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niks-wizard-warehouse · 2 months ago
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Mortimer and Magnolia character bios!
My other half was very helpful in making sure the writing was in character and lore-compliant
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And here they are, sans-text for easier art viewing!
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niks-wizard-warehouse · 9 months ago
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[OC] Tragedy redesign✨
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niks-wizard-warehouse · 2 years ago
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Finished another piece from the mighty nein coloring book just in time for the second reunion reveal, I cannot believe we'll soon get to see them all again!!
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niks-wizard-warehouse · 3 years ago
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Where to read: The Blood Before the Storm!
Wattpad:
Archiveofourown:
💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
Genre: LGBT+ Fantasy Adventure
Word count: 14k (chapters 1-9)
Summary:
Twins Mortimer and Magnolia Sawbone have always had a love for adventure. They often grew up hearing the stories of their father's travels and conquests. But due to their mother's constant worrying, the two have lived their lives mostly close to home.
When both twins discovered their own magic abilities, it was only a matter of time before they took off on their own. Now adults, the pair have set out on the adventure of their dreams. They're not sure what sort of adventure they're looking for, but they're sure one will find them very soon.
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Hello! This is just a fun little story involving a couple of DnD Characters who we loved too much to not write about! Comments and kudos are always appreciated! 💙💙💙
Wattpad contains:
Updates every Saturday!
SFW
AO3 contains:
Updates every Saturday + bonus chapters!
NSFW
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niks-wizard-warehouse · 4 years ago
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I finally got to watch the Vox Machina vs Mighty Nein one shot yesterday and it was super fun!
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niks-wizard-warehouse · 4 years ago
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sigh i have to do EVERYTHING in this house
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niks-wizard-warehouse · 4 years ago
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PUT IT BACK. WHATEVER IT WAS, PUT IT BACK.
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niks-wizard-warehouse · 4 years ago
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Narratively? Very poetic that the Mighty Nein are surrounding and needling this monstrosity with reminders of humanity and someone they love and callbacks to a relationship that so strongly defined them, and its working.
Mechanically? Very funny that surrounding this eldritch being and whispering choice phrases is actively working to battle it. Like a bunch of middle school teens waging psychological warfare. No one is immune to The Mean And Pointed Whispering. Even wanna-be tentacle eyeball gods.
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niks-wizard-warehouse · 4 years ago
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If Essek isn’t ace, then why is he a literal walking ace flag in color scheme? Hm? Answer me that lgbtq community. 
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niks-wizard-warehouse · 4 years ago
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just a shadowhand, floating in the astral sea, about to turn his friends into dunamancy noodles. those pesky charm effects are killer :)
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niks-wizard-warehouse · 4 years ago
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A Quick Guide to Placing Oneself when Becoming an Eldrich Deity Aberration:
✅ Spires ❌ Sidewalks
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niks-wizard-warehouse · 4 years ago
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vethiest’s Totally Accurate guide to the “people” that veth is attracted to
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