nikolettaoliver

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i hate pacman.  stop eating all the dots.  leave some dots for the rest of us you stupid piece of circle

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me: I'm going to bed early tonight.

me:

me: is that the sun

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the fallen

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do you have a girlfriend ?

I have anxiety

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“MAYBE IT’S NOT MY WEEKEND, BUT IT’S GONNA BE MY YEAR” I scream at 12 am with tears streaming down my face and a bottle of champagne in my hand. it has not been my year yet. it’s not even a weekend today is Thursday

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if your girlfriend is cold, be a gentleman. put her in the oven for 40 minutes on 350. check often and serve plain or with white gravy

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me at 3am: [crying]

husband: omg what’s wrong

me, shaking: nothing…

him: it’s ok just say it

me: idk i just feel like if we were born as worms u wouldn’t like me .. would u even marry me ? whatever just forget it …

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yes, i am a hipster :-), have you heard of lana del rey?? probably not.

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you can tell a lot by a womans hands, for instance, she has hooves? horse. 

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hewwo darkness my old friend

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stranger: hey nice shirt!

me: aw this? thanks! :)

me texting my bf: I've met someone else. Someone who appreciates me

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drake stoppin the game to see if the ladies in the crowd are being treated well