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Doric: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.
Simon: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.
Doric: I said within reason, Simon. How about I murder that guy?
Simon: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?
Doric: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?
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*Simon comes home absolutely drunk, undresses, and stands in Doric’s bedroom.*
Doric: Babe, are you.. coming to bed?
Simon: No thank you, I’m sure you’re lovely but I have a girlfriend.
Simon: *Lies on the ground and falls asleep*
Doric: ...
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Holga: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple...
Doric: I really care about your feelings!
Simon: I really care about YOUR feelings!
Holga, turning their head: ...and then there's the disaster couple...
Edgin: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL!
Xenk: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!
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Simon: Do you love me?
Doric: We’re literally married.
Simon: Yeah, but as friends or—
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I love this meme
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Simon: Due to personal reasons, I will be fucking sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.
Edgin: Did Doric say 'I love you' and you said 'Thanks'?
Simon: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL–
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Simon: Doric kissed me!
Xenk: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Simon: It was unbelievable!
Xenk: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Edgin: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Xenk, get the wine and unplug the phone. Simon, does this end well or do we need tissues?
Simon: Oh, it ended very well.
Xenk: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!
Edgin: Okay, alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?
Simon: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it.
Edgin: Ohh... So, okay, were they holding you? Or were their hands on your back?
Simon: First they started out on my waist and then they slid up and then they were in my hair.
Edgin and Xenk: Ohhh.
*meanwhile*
Doric eating pizza in their house: And, uh, and then I kissed them.
Holga: Tongue?
Doric: Yeah.
Kira: Cool.
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Doric: So you like cats?
Simon: Yeah.
Doric: *tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table*
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Edgin: Hey Simon, wanna third wheel on my date with Xenk tomorrow?
Simon: Sure.
Edgin: Doric! Wanna third wheel on my date with Xenk tomorrow?
Doric: I guess?
Edgin: Great! I've always wanted to go on a double date!
Simon & Doric: ...
Xenk: Edgin...
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Waiter: What would you like?
Simon: Bring a milkshake with two straws.
Doric: *blushes*
Simon: *puts both straws in their mouth* Watch how fast I can drink this!!
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Simon, sweating: Doric, there’s something I need to ask you-
Doric: Finally! You’re proposing!
Simon: How’d you know?
Doric: Simon, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.
Doric: I even picked it up once.
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Simon: *eating a cinnamon roll*
Doric: Cannibalism.
Simon: *confused chewing noises*
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I don't know why no one has done this yet or maybe they did it and I didn't see it, anyway here is my version of Doric as Princess Mononoke
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Doric tying up her hair and a WIP of Doric and Simon as Link and Zelda cause I have to force my current fixations together
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Part 4 and final Simon
Did you know that you can use orchestra conductors as a reference for witches? Well, you can use basketball players for the sorcerer
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Part 3 Doric
Are you looking for references for archers? Try with volleyball players
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