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Doric: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.

Simon: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.

Doric: I said within reason, Simon. How about I murder that guy?

Simon: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?

Doric: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?

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*Simon comes home absolutely drunk, undresses, and stands in Doric’s bedroom.*

Doric: Babe, are you.. coming to bed?

Simon: No thank you, I’m sure you’re lovely but I have a girlfriend.

Simon: *Lies on the ground and falls asleep*

Doric: ...

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Holga: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple...

Doric: I really care about your feelings!

Simon: I really care about YOUR feelings!

Holga, turning their head: ...and then there's the disaster couple...

Edgin: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL!

Xenk: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!

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Simon: Do you love me?

Doric: We’re literally married.

Simon: Yeah, but as friends or—

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I love this meme

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Simon: Due to personal reasons, I will be fucking sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.

Edgin: Did Doric say 'I love you' and you said 'Thanks'?

Simon: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL–

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Simon: Doric kissed me!

Xenk: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!

Simon: It was unbelievable!

Xenk: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!

Edgin: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Xenk, get the wine and unplug the phone. Simon, does this end well or do we need tissues?

Simon: Oh, it ended very well.

Xenk: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!

Edgin: Okay, alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?

Simon: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it.

Edgin: Ohh... So, okay, were they holding you? Or were their hands on your back?

Simon: First they started out on my waist and then they slid up and then they were in my hair.

Edgin and Xenk: Ohhh.

*meanwhile*

Doric eating pizza in their house: And, uh, and then I kissed them.

Holga: Tongue?

Doric: Yeah.

Kira: Cool.

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Doric: So you like cats?

Simon: Yeah.

Doric: *tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table*

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Edgin: Hey Simon, wanna third wheel on my date with Xenk tomorrow?

Simon: Sure.

Edgin: Doric! Wanna third wheel on my date with Xenk tomorrow?

Doric: I guess?

Edgin: Great! I've always wanted to go on a double date!

Simon & Doric: ...

Xenk: Edgin...

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Waiter: What would you like?

Simon: Bring a milkshake with two straws.

Doric: *blushes*

Simon: *puts both straws in their mouth* Watch how fast I can drink this!!

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Simon, sweating: Doric, there’s something I need to ask you-

Doric: Finally! You’re proposing!

Simon: How’d you know?

Doric: Simon, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.

Doric: I even picked it up once.

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Simon: *eating a cinnamon roll*

Doric: Cannibalism.

Simon: *confused chewing noises*

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I don't know why no one has done this yet or maybe they did it and I didn't see it, anyway here is my version of Doric as Princess Mononoke

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Doric tying up her hair and a WIP of Doric and Simon as Link and Zelda cause I have to force my current fixations together

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Part 4 and final Simon

Did you know that you can use orchestra conductors as a reference for witches? Well, you can use basketball players for the sorcerer

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Part 3 Doric

Are you looking for references for archers? Try with volleyball players

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Part 2 Holga