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im gonna send a thousand ants to your door
please no i already have a fly problem in my kitchen😭
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post more hcs ples /nf
i’ll try to remember (i’ve been forgetting every day since spring break)
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vinestaff hcs(thanks to my friend for helping me write this)
she gives the best bear hugs out of the whole cast
she makes you a new flower bouquet every week
she always wants to cuddle
she frequently takes you gardening with her, as she says it’s her favorite thing to do with people she loves
she picks you up bridal style when ur tired/hurt and bakes and decorates cookies/cupcakes with you
you always end up falling asleep in her arms/lap bc she’s so warm and comfy she gives you headpats time to time like her little pet (not in a weird way)
always rants about the types of flowers there are; the safe, the dangerous, the edible, the nonedible, etc - and you love it
you two make flower crowns together and watch the sunset
vine hugs. self explanatory
calls you her little flower and is always showing you with affection, while also teasing you a lot
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sfw skateboard hcs
the average conversation between you two has about 20 jokes per hour, and for some reason he’s so funny you laugh at all of them.
he taught you how to ride a skateboard (no not like that this is sfw) and now whenever you guys are riding around he hugs you tight and then nudges you to make you lose your balance
he loves play-phighting with you but makes sure to be gentle so he doesn’t harm you
usually wakes up earlier than you, but ends up hugging you and falls back asleep, leading to you both waking up at the same time.
he gets drunk very easily, and gets hungover after 9 out of 10 parties that you two go to.
if he sees someone trying to harass you or make you uncomfortable, he’s immediately riding up to them and drop kicking them in the chest.
he mostly wears things like oversized hoodies and baggy pants
he has openly and publicly stated many times that he would kill 8 people before killing you
he doesn’t really use any specific terms of endearment, he just calls you whatever he’s feeling in the moment.
whenever you guys aren’t in a 2 mile radius for whatever reason, he’ll sometimes randomly text things like “bet you’re stepping on snails right now”
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phighting zuka hcs
(first time writing, might be really bad)
even though he only has one arm, he’s amazing at cuddling and seems to always want to be as close to you as possible.
when you’re sitting on his lap, he loves to hold you by the waist and rest his head on your shoulder.
he’s really overprotective of you, and whenever someone random even tries talking to you, he stares daggers at them until they back off.
he’s really tough, but once you get to know him he’s almost the complete opposite.
he constantly gets into fights defending you and almost unhealthily, he doesn’t care what happens to himself as long as you’re okay.
he calls you things like “my darling” and always seems to know when and how to comfort you
he says a lot of pickup lines , a lot of them being a little dirty.
He wants to take you to see the world, but Blackrock is keeping him in the country for some unknown reason.
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