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daily affirmations:

i’ve gotta get out of here

this can’t be happening

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can I stay in bed until 2025

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oh? 👀

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Cinnamon-scented gasoline to turn your housefire into a homefire <3

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Velkalaivan kääntäminen ja silleen

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goodreads reviewers aren't human

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I want a story about a king whose son is prophesied to kill him so the king is like “whatever what am I supposed to do, kill my own kid wtf is wrong with you” so he just raises him as normal, doesn’t even tell him about the prophecy, and instead of some convoluted twist of events that leads to the king’s murder the son grows up and when the king is very old and dying and in excruciating pain the kid is just like alright I'mma put him out of his misery.

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northern hemisphere babes we made it to the longest night of the year. we made it. for the next 6 months, every day will give us a little more daylight than the last. let's go. take my hand. climb out of the darkness with me

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I’m convinced if ppl on this site knew how crappy gifs look before you color them properly, they would appreciate editors more

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daily affirmations:

i’ve gotta get out of here

this can’t be happening

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every year around christmas me and my grandma play this fun family game called “maybe you want to put jesus in your room instead, sweetie? :)”. now, it’s important to note that the jesus referred to in our game is not actually the real jesus christ, but instead a wooden figure i made in 2011 that has an uncanny resemblance to the lord and savior himself

so what happens is that i place jesus in our living room, and my grandma smiles and asks me if i don’t want to decorate my room with him instead. i ask her in return if she thinks my jesus figure is ugly (which he is), but she reassures me that this is not the case. however, a couple of days later jesus mysteriously disappears from our living room, and appear in my room instead

now, the real jesus christ might have been able to perform a miracle like this, but please remember that the jesus in our story is only a figure made out of wood. he can not move on his own, so i think we can safely say that my grandma is the prime suspect here

the first year i would often confront my grandma about this, but she would always make up an excuse and never straight up tell me she moved him because he’s so ugly it’s an embarrassment to the family

eventually i grew tired of her lies, so now we only move jesus around in silence. one second he’s in the living room, the next he’s back in my room. in a way i think this adds an extra element of excitement to the holiday season, because you never know for sure when jesus is going to be moved again

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Every once in a while I open X (because I am weak) and this time I saw this Casey post:

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And it had this reply:

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And y'all. Y'ALL. Is this a thing people know about ??

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Like. THAT'S CINDER. THAT'S DEFINITELY CINDER. THE PATTERN ON THE SLEEVES AND EVERYTHING.

WHAT.