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My absolute favourite thing about Animal Crossing is when a villager blind sides you by coming out with something so profound you feel like you need to put the game down and stare at the wall for an hour.
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“Clowns are the pegs on which the circus is hung.”
— P. T. Barnum
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“Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery” my mom said as my 3rd grade bully repeated everything I said in a caveman voice.
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im too much of a baby for tinder i wanna meet people the old fashioned way where we’re both on either side of a fish tank and notice each other thru the water…
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so i cannot reblog this since i commented on her familys child slave once after she made me mad with some bullshit post about greek culture but i just wanted to say this is me when i accidently sniff bleach
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Happy feet woulda been better if it wasn’t horrifying
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