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google translated jojo project is on diamond is unbreakable...where to even start with this one
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happy birthday nightcrawler yayyy
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evil wizard voice: i too have a "doom scroll"
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weirdest side effect of the pandemic is how many people i know who get sick and say 'but my covid tests are negative so i should be fine' like you know other illnesses. exist. right.
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marketing guy: hmmm yeah we need to make vodka soda branded as “gay water.” make sure the packaging looks like diaper packaging.
other marketing guy: maybe we should add funny little stickers, like–
both at the same time: racism is small dick energy!
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The switch from Daylight Saving Time to Standard Time which will take away my glorious hour of daylight in the afternoon and give it to the early morning is just another example of how Morning People are an oppressive class in modern society
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Happy Birthday Nightcrawler!
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this is my all time favourite post I've ever seen on reddit everyone read it please
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Happy birthday kurt!! My favorite silly :3
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The Invitation
Murmurs of an exiled Crow crop up in taverns around Thedas, focusing either on their unrivaled romantic prowess, or the ease with which they dispatch anyone brave enough to claim their contract.
Zevran is out there living it up sexy style, aging like the finest Antivan wine!!!! YOU DESERVE IT KING!! i miss him tho 😔 at least I can have my Rook wear this outfit + Arainai's Talon in homage to him.
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