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fully sober in the club googling frankenstein 1818 full text

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will never understand all the vocabulary struggles star wars fanfiction writers talk about. what do you mean you cant use the idiom "a dime a dozen" because they dont have dimes in star wars? put the word "space" before it. a space dime a dozen. bam. skill issue

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dinosaurs are like the coolest thing possible for a child to learn about. it’s like hey i know you were just borned but giant monsters are real and they fought each other in wars for 100000000000 years and then blew up when the sky exploded.

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Everyone be careful ok

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deep fryer HUNGRY feed it 20 POUND BAG OF ICE

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hi i’m really sorry to bother you but i just wanted to warn you that you follow someone on here

this can't be true

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cannot get over this comment on a chess tournament video

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Gwyn can't touch this

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wanted to share my favorite reddit post ever

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if i was captain picard id say computer 50 male silverback gorillas and then leave in an escape pod and turn off my phone

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why the hell would he do that

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donating my heavily annotated copy of house of leaves to the local library so that the person reading it gets a 5th layer of narrative to be confused by

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The sweetest married couple in all of Thedas

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the drowning will never not be funny. to me