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I see a lot of folks saying that Fitzsimmons are the only reason they watch AoS, and that’s valid, each to their own, but I gotta say that AoS is one of the very few shows I’ve ever watched where legit all the main couples have great chemistry. It started off with Fitzsimmons, and I was shipping the hell outa it, and then you got kinda platonic-ish Philinda, and then Bobbi and Hunter had a great dynamic, and then Elena comes outa nowhere to steal my heart and Mack’s along with it and Philinda get romantic in the most sweet, slowly built up way possible? I love this show.
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❝ Can I put my clothes back on? ❞
Natasha hesitated a bit, watching the man next to her in bed. First, she went to open her mouth in protest, or maybe to ask if he regretted what had happened. But she was exhausted, she didn’t want the wrong words to ruin her good post-orgasm haze and she should’ve expected Scott to have regrets. So turning over again, back to him, she let out a soft sound. “Yeah. Sure.”
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✴ QUEER EYE SENTENCE PROMPTS !
* A MIXTURE OF QUEER EYE PROMPTS , TAKEN FROM SEASON 1 , CHANGE PRONOUNS AS YOU WISH .
❝ God forbid you drink something at [Name]’s place.. ❞
❝ You put a living room where the crack den used to be! ❞
❝ I see straight people! ❞
❝ It’s 1984. They want their decorations back. ❞
❝ My God, it’s like a Toys-R-Us crack den. ❞
❝ Aww, pearl earrings to go with my pearl necklace! ❞
❝ I need a ritalin smoothie to remember all this. ❞
❝ I thought they would have made you into some corporate yuppie type.❞
❝ Where’d you get this shirt? ❞
❝ Don’t use that kind of language around me. ❞
❝ See? Everything is better in cashmere. ❞
❝ Can I call you my bitch? ❞
❝ Can I put my clothes back on? ❞
❝ Are you guys going to be offended if you come back and it’s like… ❞
❝ What are the other three guys doing back at my house? ❞
❝ I was just thinking about something. . ❞
❝ Wow, maybe back up singing isn’t such a bad gig after all. ❞
❝ You only have two pairs of pants! ❞
❝ I was like, “Who’s the homeless guy stealing the camera?” ❞
❝ You don’t have a complete inventory of all your couture? ❞
❝ You look like Ben and Jerry Affleck. ❞
❝ What’s this, your dreamcatcher? ❞
❝ Your boyfriend is working on my last gay nerve. ❞
❝ I could get any gay man to cuff me any day of the week. ❞
❝ Now turn, turn, turn to the camera. What were you doing? ❞
❝ The vagina is leaving the building. ❞
❝ Do you know what the magic word is? ❞
❝ You know what, we’re laying in a random guy’s bed.. ❞
❝ That’s gonna shut the party down like a bad ferris wheel. ❞
❝ I think you’ll find it’s a better investment in the long run. ❞
❝ I know all about good blow jobs, and this isn’t it. ❞
❝ No, it was a shithole. Can you say that? Shithole? ❞
❝ Who’s that much of an idiot that they need a whole guide to beer? ❞
❝ Life is to short to drink cheap booze. ❞
❝ One straight man, that’s all it takes, just one dirty straight man. ❞
❝ I’m feeling my inner Pochantas. ❞
❝ He’s neurotic and needy. God he’s like everyone I date! ❞
❝ You could put a harness in here. Good times. ❞
❝ I think he’s got something he’s not telling you. ❞
❝ These shoes won’t make me gay? ❞
❝ Who says there are no gays in the military? Someone designed the outfit. ❞
❝ Remember when you told me you’d make out with me if I got you a flat screen TV? ❞
❝ I can’t believe I asked an ex marine to make a chocolate souffle.. ❞
❝ He called you pretty boy. Are you going to take that? ❞
❝ I put in a clear shower curtain. ❞
❝ Repeat after me - I am worthy of highlights. ❞
❝ I’ve died and gone to gay-men’s heaven. ❞
❝ Finding the porn is always a heart-felt moment. ❞
❝ This means I wanna give you a handjob. ❞
❝ They’re a little bit like a cheap hotel … no ballroom. ❞
❝ That means I love you in sign language. This means rock and roll. ❞
❝ You know what this means? Clean your toilet! ❞
❝ Lions and tigers and bad taste, oh my! ❞
❝ You live in a dump like a crazy person. This is freaking me out. ❞
❝ I’m sorry you’re stuck here with these smelly straight folk. ❞
❝ I think he wrote this book. He wrote this book after living here for a year. ❞
❝ Were you high? ❞
❝ It’s like taking a wire hanger from the cleaners and faux-painting it wood. ❞
❝ When you look at this color, what feeling does it evoke? ❞
❝ Here’s a tip for you: when buying a velour tracksuit, stop. ❞
❝ Now does he climb the poles and stuff? ❞
❝ Now let’s go try something new. Let’s make out! ❞
❝ If I didn’t know you, I’d try to lure you to a wayside rest area. ❞
❝ This is my pile of stuff I don’t like. Is it getting too big? ❞
❝ You know, if you don’t have a male role model in your life, bad things can happen. ❞
❝ Are you checking out my ass? ❞
❝ Thirty’s an important time in your life. I’m looking forward to it. ❞
❝ Look at all this wood. It’s definitely getting me in the mood. ❞
❝ Just because you get your hair frosted doesn’t mean you’re gay. ❞
❝ I won’t call you a pervert if you won’t call me a big homo. ❞
❝ Let’s not worry about labels. ❞
❝ There’s no “I” in team. ❞
❝ They have the best tube socks. Ever. ❞
❝ Are we really throwing it over? ❞
❝ Did you break something? ❞
❝ Don’t worry man, I got your back. ❞
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Reblog if you are into Polyamory Shipping/Ship
It can be your OT3, or maybe your OT3+
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Mom said you like to paint too…
I do. Very much.
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- ; phrases that really hit you where it hurts
“ did you really have to be that honest? ” “ every time i see you i just feel more alone. ” “ you changed me. ” “ was this all just a joke to you? ” “ i don’t want to know. ” “ can we start over? ” “ you make me feel so insecure. ” “ i don’t know if i can love you. ” “ every time i wake up i’m reaching for you … but you’re never there. ” “ of course it meant something! ” “ stop yelling! ” “ i gave up on you a long time ago. ” “ you think i care about you? cute. ” “ did you just forget about me or something? ” “ i still need you. ” “ i wanna say that there’s still hope but sometimes things just don’t go your way. ” “ you said you would keep trying! ” “ no, you ARE strong. ” “ you promised me! ” “ fine. you’ll never see me again, okay? ” “ i gave you everything i had. ” “ your eyes can be so cruel … ” “ i can never do anything right can i !? ” “ i want my life back. ” “ stop crying. ” “ you should go. ” “ don’t come back. ” “ does hurting me make you feel good or something? ” “ just stop it. ” “ i was never in love with you now leave me alone! ”
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Peter: And how exactly will you stop me?
Rocket: I’ll call Gamora.
Peter:… Goddammit
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Domestic Starters
“I got the groceries, but I couldn’t read the last thing on your list. Is this even close?”
“It’s too hot. Open a window or something.”
“Could you please grab me a drink while you’re up?”
“Here. Blankets. Since you won’t quit complaining about the cold.”
“Come here. You’re shivering.”
“There’s nothing we need to do today but relax. Why are you running around, exactly?”
“Thanks for taking care of the laundry.”
“Quiet down! I’m trying to read.”
“What are you working on?”
“It’s new. What do you think?”
“Sit down and let me do your hair.”
“I think it’s time for a new look. I want to help.”
“You want me to try on that?”
“Did you steal my shirt again?”
“I know I had three more in the fridge. You swear you don’t know where they went?”
“Don’t you think these flowers brighten the place up?”
“I made dinner. Your favorite.”
“You made some for me to eat, too? Thank you!”
“I couldn’t sleep either.”
“Let’s stay up and watch the stars.”
“I’ve got snacks!”
“Can we just sit here together?”
“This is nice. Quiet.”
“I’m glad I get to spend time with you like this.”
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sentence starters: tmrhsthr
(things my roommate has said to his rats)
“No. Absolutely not. You cross that line, and we’re done.”
“You know this is the opposite of a good thing.”
“Do NOT give me that look.”
“You think you’re so cute. Oh, you think you’re SO cute.”
“You’re feeling adventurous today, aren’t you?”
“Avocado. Avocado. Avocaaaaado.”
“Do not be a vampire. Do NOT be a vampire.”
“Do you know what time it is? It’s not time for this. That’s what time it is.”
“You did this on purpose, didn’t you.”
“Be nice. You can be nice for once, can’t you?”
“Sometimes you do good things! This is not one of those times.”
“You are so smart and so soft.”
“I am putting you in time out because you need to understand the consequences of your actions.”
“I value you in my life, but you can be so much to deal with.”
“When you bit my face- that hurt my feelings.”
“Are you aware of how rude you’re being right now?”
“This is just unreasonable. Please come down.”
“I’ll be waiting here whenever you decide to come out from under the couch.”
“You can be very sweet when you want to be.”
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a really long, but categorized, ask meme
ACTIONS - ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING
*Accidentally spills [[SPECIFY HERE]] on you*
*Slaps you*
*Kisses you on the lips*
*Bites your lip*
*Rubs your shoulders*
*Dumps ice water over your head*
*Winks at you*
*Flips hair at you*
*Throws a ball of paper towards you*
*Hands you a note, inside it says [[SPECIFY HERE]]*
*Slams the door shut behind you*
*Storms out of the room*
*Wraps my arms around you from behind*
*Kisses your neck*
*Nibbles on your earlobe*
*Tucks a strand of hair behind your ear*
*Strokes your hair*
*Caresses your cheek*
*Holds you in my arms*
QUOTES - PICK UP LINES EDITION
“You’re cute and I’m horny. You thinking what I’m thinking?”
“I see you like cardio… wanna go back to my place and do it together?”
“I’m sorry, but I just received a call for you. From heaven? I think they’re missing an angel.”
“Hold my hand? I’m afraid I’m getting lost in your eyes.”
“Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.”
“Are you a pokemon? Because I’d like to peek-at-chu.”
“If I had a dollar for every beautiful girl/guy I saw tonight, I’d have one dollar. Because the only beautiful girl/guy in here is you.”
“Maybe I could show you my [[SPECIFY ITEM]] collection. It’s back at my house, so we’d have to go there but…”
*Spills a drink on your shirt* “I’m so sorry! But if it’s any reassurance, I think that top would look better on my bedroom floor anyways.”
QUOTES - STRANGERS EDITION
“I’m sorry, have we met before?”
“I don’t know you, but thanks.”
“You’re a very nice guy/girl, you know that?”
“We only just met… but I’d really like to see you again.”
“Do you think you could move your ass out of my friend’s seat?”
“It’s none of your business. We just met.”
“Hey I’m [[NAME HERE]] and my crazy ex-girlfriend/boyfriend is here and I was wondering if you’d pretend to date me so I can get them off my back?”
“I’m so sorry about that! Let me buy you a new sandwich.”
“Oh shit. I didn’t mean to trip you I swear, I’m sorry.”
QUOTES - WORKPLACE EDITION
“Did you get that email I sent you last night?”
“No, I’m serious. She/he brought a flask to work.”
“I overheard the boss and I think you’re about to be put up for a promotion!”
“I know what you’ve got in that top drawer.”
“I can’t believe you’re drunk at work.”
“You know, most people watch porn at home.”
“Your Netflix binge is using up all the broadband.”
“Stop torrenting, asshole! I have a report to send off to Japan in an hour and I can’t even open Gmail!”
“If you spent half as much time on doing your job as you do on World on Warcraft, maybe you’d have a chance at a promotion too.”
“You’ve been working here for 6 years and you don’t know where the break room is?”
QUOTES - SCHOOL EDITION
“Didn’t you hear? [[NAME HERE]] and [[NAME HERE]] hooked up last night!”
“We lost the playoffs.”
“The girls team beat the boys!”
“I heard he/she got called into the principal’s office.”
“Apparently the swim team had an orgy after hours.”
“I heard they were fucking in the bathroom.”
“She/he’s been paying people to do their homework!”
“She/he fell running in the hallway and knocked out a few teeth.”
“I can’t believe we’re graduating this year.”
“Being a freshman sucks.”
“I slept with a sophomore last weekend.”
“She/he told me they were a junior!”
“Why are those freshmen staring at you?”
“Is there a reason everyone suddenly knows your name overnight?”
“How come everyone suddenly knows who I am?”
“Did you tell them about my [[INSERT SECRET HERE]]?!”
“I can’t believe you hooked up with my boyfriend/girlfriend.”
“I definitely failed that test.”
“I got an A on my essay!”
QUOTES - SASS EDITION
“Wow, there’s a stick wedged so far up your ass I don’t think I can even pull it out.”
“I’m sorry, but my number of fucks to give has officially reached a negative number.”
“Uranus called and said I’m huge and in the way.”
“I’m searching… searching… oh. Well would you look at that. I couldn’t find any fucks to give.”
“What’s the difference between a dolphin and you? Dolphins have brains.”
“Just because that’s mistletoe hanging above us doesn’t mean I’m going to kiss you.”
“Take a picture, it’ll last longer.”
“At this point you might as well ask for my autograph.”
QUOTES - ARGUMENTS/ROWS/QUARRELS EDITION
“You know I’m right! I’m always right!”
“Shut up. Just shut up!”
“I don’t need to listen to this.”
“You’re lying.”
“I can’t believe you’d say that. Even in an argument, that was low of you.”
“I can’t look at you.”
“Don’t fucking touch me.”
“If you say one more word, I swear…”
“Pipe down, you’re making a scene.”
“What’s wrong with you?”
“Now I know why people think you’re neurotic.”
“You must be crazy.”
“I'm not backing down.”
“You can’t hide the truth forever, you know.”
“What’s your issue?”
“You make me so angry.”
“This has nothing to do with you.”
QUOTES - LOVERS EDITION
“And… and I love you! It’s what I’ve been trying to tell you all along.”
“I don’t know how to say it. But you know what I’m trying to say, right?”
“I’ve never been good at this. I don't do relationships. But I… I want to try with you.”
“You’re the one that I want.”
“I don't care. I don’t give a shit, don’t you get it? I don’t give a flying fuck unless it has to do with you. I love you.”
“Please don’t say that. You know you’re the only one for me. Fuck everyone else.”
“I can’t stop thinking about you. Every minute of every day. I could be standing in the shower or cooking breakfast, but you’re still the only thought on my mind.”
“I want to wake up next to you, everyday for the rest of my life.”
“I’ve always been afraid of commitment, okay? That’s why I sleep around.”
“I’ve never wanted to give love a try until now.”
“Please, don’t leave me.”
“I need you more than you will ever know.”
“I love you more than I could ever express in words.”
QUOTES - DRUNK AND KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR EDITION
*Starts singing [[SPECIFY SONG NAME]] outside your door/window*
“I didn’t fuck him/her, I swear!”
“I brought vodka and ice cream.”
“You left your anal beads at my house. Wait… no, they’re just normal mardi gras beads.”
“I can’t believe you went without me!”
“I love you, I love you so much and you just don’t see it. What am I supposed to do?”
“I know you’re sad and upset. Let me be your distraction! I want to be your distraction!”
“I can’t find my apartment and I couldn’t stop thinking about you.”
“Let me in! I think I’m gonna throw up.”
QUOTES - NSFW EDITION
“What do you think about this outfit?”
“Bend over.”
“It’s not going to get up by itself, you know.”
“I thought you’d be bigger.”
“Where did we leave those damned handcuffs?”
“I can’t find my vibrator.”
“Just set your phone on vibrate!”
“I want to fuck you until you’re raw and shaking.”
“That’s it… do a little striptease for me.”
“You can watch… but you can’t touch.”
“Be quiet! They’re going to hear us.”
“And get this… the new toy? It glows in the dark.”
“I’ve got two flavours. Cherry or fruit punch?”
“I want to be on top.”
“That is one fine ass.”
“You look like a screamer.”
“Let me tie you up.”
“What’ll our safeword be?”
“I love making you squirm.”
“Not my neck! It’s summer, I can’t wear a turtleneck in the sun.”
TEXTS - DRUNK EDITION
[TEXT] You dumped me for HIM/HER?
[TEXT] I can’t stop listening to our song.
[TEXT] My pillow still smells like you.
[TEXT] You left your cologne when you moved out. I used it up.
[TEXT] Do you even love me?
[TEXT] What happened to us?
[TEXT] I just want to eat bacon and see you naked. And then eat bacon off of you naked.
[TEXT] IM26C4U.
[TEXT] You never gave a shit about me.
[TEXT] I couldn’t care less.
[TEXT] Now you know how it feels.
[TEXT] I still love you.
[TEXT] I can’t stop thinking about all the times you told me you loved me… and wondering if they were lies.
TEXTS - NSFW EDITION
[TEXT] You can’t have me if you can’t even get the three C’s. Chocolates, champagne, and candles.
[TEXT] I’m in the bath… come join me?
[TEXT] Don’t tease. You know I like it rough.
[TEXT] Bed, counter, or floor?
[TEXT] If you can get here in five minutes I’ll suck you off first.
[TEXT] What do you think about threesomes? And, what about foursomes?
[TEXT] You’ve been naughty, I’m going to punish you.
[TEXT] I can’t believe you just sent me that. I’m at work/school!
TEXTS - EMERGENCY EDITION
[TEXT] I fell down the stairs and… well, I’m in the ER.
[TEXT] ______ got injured during their game and I’m waiting with them at the hospital but I can’t do this alone.
[TEXT] Did you know your mother/father is at the hospital right now??
[TEXT] I was cleaning out the garage and I’m stuck under some boxes!! Please help before the spiders get me.
[TEXT] I don’t know what happened I was just cooking and then all of a sudden the pasta was on fire!
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female character: *is unloved by the fandom*
me:
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dirty talk .
“If we weren’t at this party and these people weren’t around, I would jump you right now…”
“What would you say if I asked you to go down on me right now?”
“It might sound greedy, but I need your cock so bad right now…”
“I wish I could control myself better around you, but when I see you, all I want to do is rip your clothes off and fuck you.”
“I need to feel you inside me.”
“Nobody has ever fucked me like you do.”
“Even when you’re in a bad mood, I want to fuck you.”
“I’m going to mark you as mine tonight.”
“When we get home, I’m going to make you orgasm so hard.”
“Knowing that you can completely overpower me makes me so crazy horny.“
“What would you prefer I wear tonight, a thong or panties or nothing at all?”
“Would you discipline me if I was acting bratty?”
“If these people weren’t here, I would be on my knees with your cock in my mouth.”
“I can barely concentrate; I just keep thinking about you grabbing me and taking me.”
“I’ve got a sexy surprise for you later…”
“I wish we could just stay in bed and have sex all day long…”
“I love it when you wear tight clothes.”
“Guess what color my panties are?”
“We need to meet after work; this horniness is killing me.”
“I just want to wrap my pussy around your cock.”
“I just want to wrap my ass around your cock.”
“You look so fucking hot in the morning.”
“I wore these panties just for you.”
“I feel so horny and helpless when you dominate me.”
“Tonight is going to be a lot of fun…”
“If you play your cards right, you’ve got some pleasure/fun coming your way.”
“Stop looking at me like that, it’s making me wet.”
“Stop looking at me like that, it’s making me hard.”
“Tonight we’re going to do what I want to do. But don’t worry, it’s going to be a lot of fun!”
“I’m going to make you scream and shout tonight!”
“It’s a pity we’re not in bed right now because all I can think of is feeling your body on mine.”
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Earth’s Best Defender, a summary. God bless him.
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give me the look that says “just wait until we’re alone”
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