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hey guys guess who drove through multiple countries with three cats and a dog to get to a new apartment only to then have the owner of the apartment cancel last minute and is now homeless in a foreign country with multiple stressed animals and no idea what to do

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i don’t smoke but sometimes the phil lester at prague inside of me yearns for a cigarette

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me too angela me too

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i'm laughing so hard that was actually unreal. these guys came to the livestream, told this unknowing audience they were 25 and 28, made their sims woohoo in a bush as a shark and an astronaut, then switched to the landgraab house and completely fucked up their house by adding glass slides, cones and humps all while going "ahh, architecture" and then they dipped. no one is doing it like them

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“We paid for this butane, we’re going to use it” - Brennan

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Jack: "are you aware people are calling your tour tit"

Dan:

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dan when phil is yapping

phil when dan is yapping

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“duck pout repeat and…. strangulation fetish” *beleaguered sigh*

you and us both pj, you and us both….

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i also wouldn't be able to keep a straight face saying "i love capitalism"

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>>Bluesky post<<

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brennan before vs after the siamese fireback

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idc this was the hard launch to me

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look at him and his wide-leg pants. babygirl

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most people: haha the time quangle alternate universe where mary ann is a bad kid is so fun!

me: what did she do to get detention on the first day of school. who has the sentient van that’s the most reliable form of transportation. how did fabian survive the nightmare forest. is ragh still homophobic. brennan can you hear me i’m outside your door.

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fabian you cannot fight a new yorker you will die.