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Here are a few silly headcanons that could totally happen between you and Billy:

(Billy's fan... are yall still alive?)

🖤 1. Billy is a stray cat... but also a loyal dog

Billy has moments just like a cat—hiding, watching you from above, quietly sneaking into your room and leaving strange things like a wild crow. But there are also moments when he is like a puppy—trailing behind you, seeking attention, and even growling if anyone else gets too close to you. You swear that once Billy even tried to imitate a bark, but it sounded so distorted it was terrifying.

🎶 2. Billy doesn't know how to listen to music properly

When you try to give him the headphones, Billy just opens his mouth and clamps them between his teeth, chewing them awkwardly. When you explain again, he tries to stuff both earphones into the same ear.

When you finally gave the correct instructions, Billy sat still listening to the music, his eyes wide with contemplation as if he were receiving information from an alien civilization.

Then, he turned to you and asked very seriously, "Bunny, can Billy eat this song?"

🍕 3. Billy doesn't understand how to eat "normal" food.

Living in the attic for too long has left Billy with no concept of human eating habits.

If you give him a pizza, he will bite the box too. Give him a glass of water? He gulped as if it were a live prey.

One time, you handed Billy a banana, and instead of peeling it, he bit into the whole thing and immediately spat it out with a disgusted look on his face.

But if it's food made by you? Billy would try to eat it no matter what it was—maybe even a whole raw onion. Because you offered it, Billy will eat it without question.

🎭 4. Billy doesn't understand the line between "joke" and "threat"

You once joked that someone in the girls' club was "someone you didn't like much." Big mistake. Billy listened and then disappeared for a few hours.

When you frantically search, he appears from the shadows with a radiant smile and asks, "Does Bunny want Billy to 'take care' of her? Billy can make her disappear!"

You had to spend an hour explaining that "not liking" doesn't mean "wanting them to disappear forever." Billy seemed disappointed, but then cheerfully said, "Alright! But Bunny just needs to say the word, and Billy will do it right away!"

💡 5. Billy thinks his landline phone is a mysterious object.

Billy doesn't trust mobile phones. He said it "smelled weird" and refused to touch it.

But his old-fashioned landline? "It knows everything." Billy believes that his phone has its own will and can "call" you without dialing a number.

When you explain that it doesn't work that way, Billy just tilts his head and mocks you: "Bunny is so silly. Billy knows his phone talks to him."

🌿 6. Billy doesn't understand the concept of self-care

If you try to help Billy take a bath, you'll need to wrestle with a crazy feral cat. Billy doesn't like getting wet. But what if you bathe him? He will be as obedient as a child, sitting still with wide eyes like a shocked rabbit.

After finishing, Billy wraps himself in a towel like a burrito and rolls around on the floor.

If you give him shampoo, he will smell it and then... lick it. You panic and try to stop him, but Billy just looks at you with sincere eyes: "Billy wants to know what it tastes like."

🎁 7. Billy doesn't understand what "giving gifts" means.

The first time you gave Billy a Christmas gift, he bit into it as if testing whether it was edible. Then, he wrapped the entire gift box in his shirt and whispered contentedly, "Now it's Billy's."

He didn't open the gift. Not because he didn't like it, but because Billy thought that if he opened it, it would disappear. You have to explain for ages, and when Billy finally opens the box, he hugs the gift as if it were an eternal treasure.

Then, Billy tries to "gift" you back. As a result, you receive a dead mouse, a rusty nail, and a sock (not yours). You ask Billy where he found them, and he just smiles mysteriously: "Bunny doesn't need to know."

🥶 8. Billy doesn't perceive temperature in the usual way.

You once saw Billy wandering in the snow with a long-sleeved turtleneck sweater only—no layers, no variations, completely oblivious to the bone-chilling cold. But when you handed him a cup of hot tea, Billy flinched, looking at it with a fearful gaze as if it were an erupting volcano.

"Bunny, Bunny… It's smoking!"

You swear that Billy once tried to blow away the heat of the sun just because he thought it worked like a cup of tea.

Billy always wears his dark green, long-sleeved turtleneck sweater. No exceptions. He doesn’t layer it, doesn’t wear anything over or under it—just that one sweater, forever.

And honestly? That just makes things funnier.

Like, imagine:

❄️ In the dead of winter – You’re shivering under three coats, a scarf, and gloves, while Billy is just standing there in the snow, unfazed, wearing only that damn sweater.

🔥 In the middle of summer – You're sweating buckets, and Billy still refuses to take it off. Not even rolling up the sleeves. You ask him if he’s hot, and he just blinks at you like he doesn’t understand the concept of temperature.

☕ Giving him a warm drink – He freaks out over the steam like it’s some eldritch horror.

🛁 Bath time struggle – Trying to convince him to take the sweater off just for a bath is like trying to wrestle a feral cat. ("No, Bunny, Billy needs it. Billy keeps it. Billy is safe in it.")

💤 Sleeping in it – You once woke up in the middle of the night and saw him curled up in a corner of your room, still wearing it. Still. Wearing. It.

🐰 9. Billy doesn't know how to sleep normally.

You sleep on the bed like a normal person. Billy is different.

Billy can sleep:

On the top of the cabinet

Curled up under the table

Hanging from the beam like a bat

In the bathtub (You were once startled when you walked into the bathroom early in the morning and saw Billy lying there, eyes still closed but mumbling, "Bunny, don't splash water, Billy isn't ready to be submerged yet.")

But the strangest thing? If he sleeps next to you, Billy tends to curl up around you like a cat protecting its kitten. You once tried to sneak out in the middle of the night, but Billy would immediately curl up tighter, pull you back, and nuzzle his nose into your neck possessively.

🎩 10. Billy doesn't understand the definition of "casual attire"

You: "Billy, let's just go to the supermarket, wear something normal!"

Billy: appears wearing a long coat dragging on the ground, an opera mask, and leather gloves

You: "...Billy, what is this?"

Billy: "Billy is the darkness, Bunny. Billy is a mystery."

It took you thirty minutes to convince Billy to wear a normal t-shirt. But as soon as they arrived at the supermarket, Billy secretly took a pair of sunglasses and a beanie, pulling them down to cover most of his face. When you ask, he just whispers:

"Bunny, they are watching."

You don't know who "they" are, but Billy seems very serious.

Bonus: why Billy calls you "Bunny" instead of something cruel like "Piggy"—and honestly, it makes so much sense when you think about it.

Unlike the sorority girls, whom Billy sees as playthings, objects, or intrusions in his house, you are something different to him. You’re not prey. You’re not disposable. Billy sees you as something delicate, fast, soft—something he doesn’t want to break.

Think about it:

🐰 Bunnies are skittish, but they don’t run from those they trust. → Billy sees you as something that chooses to be near him, despite everything.

🐰 Bunnies are fragile, but they can kick hard when threatened. → Billy knows you're softer than him, but you're not weak.

🐰 Bunnies are small, warm, and alive. → And maybe, deep down, Billy is drawn to life in a way he doesn’t fully understand.

Plus, there's another thing—bunnies don’t judge. They don’t look at him with fear, disgust, or hatred. They just exist. And maybe that's why Billy holds onto you so tightly, calling you "Bunny" in a voice that's almost... fond.

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Since Metal all have a least one thing with a hedgehog in canon, we need a dating sim starring metal where the options are sonic, amy, shadow, silver, and breezie

That should've been the game announced during the State of Play Livestream. Metal Sonic dating sim/harem anime

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I love how with Metonic a majority of the art isn't traditional romance or even a playful homoerotic rivalry it's them straight up trying to mutilate/kill each other. Is Sonic pulling on Metal's heartstrings or his vital wiring? Is Metal cradling Sonic's face or trying to crush his skull like an orange in a hydraulic press? Are they giving each other a gentle embrace or are they trying to rip each other apart limb from limb? The answer to all of the above is: Yes<3

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I love how finding out who the Yuu is from each dorm in the manga is like a gender reveal party. 😂🩵🩷

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Musings: Yuu and Loneliness

I forgot that Yuu woke up in the coffin wearing the NRC Robes...

So they didn't get isekaid with only the clothes on their back, they got stripped of their original attire and dressed magically into a new one.

That means that Yuu has literally NOTHING from their world when they got to Twst.

That's so lonely.

Not one thing to remind them of their own world. Imagine the first name at Ramshackle. You're tired, confused, and you have more questions than answers and you miss home but there's nothing there that reminds of of it.

You probably would've crashed out if you were alone and not with a rambunctious dire beast, that although barged into your new found dorm, distracts you from the loneliness of being ripped apart from your reality and loved ones.

Yuu wasn't just lost, they had no one to lean on to for stable support, they were helpless.

edit: To add to this, the way people dress themselves usually reflects their identity, culture, etc,. So they were forced to be apart from not only their world but who they were before. And that's just so awful.

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Happy Valentine's day guys here's some knuxouge

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“Now What?”

Comic by @honestlynotgonnalie

Part 1

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that "OKAY SO" before someone u love starts infodumping........ most blessed feeling in the world

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hue-hue-huesband

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Morphological differences between thorns, spines, and prickles

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getting it out of my system

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isnt this what happened

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look-a-like

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This is the dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever made

If you know you know

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literally its so fun being abnormal about christianity and also being christian because i just said "id kiss judas with tongue" in front of my pastor and she squinted at me and went "do you need to be removed from council or are you going to be normal?"

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I would die for him

genuinely tearing up rn

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TWST IS NOT AN OTOME GAME!

(So far I haven't seen a version with all Seven of them)