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Too bad the prophet Cassandra never met Odysseus
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sorry i said gay when you and your buddy had a massive falling out and tried to kill each other. it just kinda looked like that.
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I’m watching The Big Bang Theory in its natural setting—playing in the background of a hot spiral room—and I can say within that specific context, it is a very charming show. Like the saltine crackers of media.
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i like the ad for tumblr premium saying "more people will see your posts" as if im supposed to find that appealing in any way
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To me in 2016: if youre still on this website, fuck you but i understand
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journal comics:
#4 return to sender
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there taylor goes, behaving like the zodiac killer again
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[misunderstanding the current discourse] [nodding sagely] it is a problem that people dont recognize that the top gets pregnant too
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nightmares-like-thunder · 2 days ago
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name: writer
location: on the puter
status: plagued by concepts
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[“When I used to teach creative writing, I would tell the students to make their characters want something right away—even if it’s only a glass of water. Characters paralyzed by the meaningless of modern life still have to drink water from time to time. One of my students wrote a story about a nun who got a piece of dental floss stuck between her lower left molars, and who couldn’t get it out all day long. I thought that was wonderful. The story dealt with issues a lot more important than dental floss, but what kept readers going was anxiety about when the dental floss would finally be removed. Nobody could read that story without fishing around in his mouth with a finger. Now, there’s an admirable practical joke for you. When you exclude plot, when you exclude anyone’s wanting anything, you exclude the reader, which is a mean-spirited thing to do.”]
kurt vonnegut
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nightmares-like-thunder · 2 days ago
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nightmares-like-thunder · 2 days ago
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nothing bad can happen while ur under a blanket just remember that
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The videos referenced are the video essay about Blade Runner 2049 by @ladyknightthebrave and an interview between Adam Savage and Matt Parker about his book "Humble Pi: When Math Goes Wrong in the Real World"
go give them a watch they're super cool!
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nightmares-like-thunder · 2 days ago
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lets All lock in starting Right Now
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nightmares-like-thunder · 2 days ago
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yeah man don’t worry about him. that guy’s all baja and no blast if you get what i mean
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