is it coquettish of me to have a starbucks cold brew sweetened by nothing but the fermented sugar of a girl rotting? white sugars were birthed from the froth of gutter sludge and it flew too close to the sun.
whole foods organic cane sugar, and then a raw honey ruse.
"that's why girls like me sweeten their morning bevi with rose water;ā the bottle reads ālebanese, premium, best quality.ā āif youāre playing the part of a tuna noodle casserole then keep on with your frappi-mappie gulloping.ā
dear mummy,
i want so bad to be a gilded-truffle parmy fry, a unicorn bagel-wagel, or the milkshakeās grotesque; so iāll feast and break fasts with perfumeā¦
and where was lebanese anyway? because wherever they are, i hope they're okay.
āand before i take my last draw, i want the world to know that i loathe artificial sugars.
croquettes.
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