nightmairdragon13
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Human in progress. B.A. in Anthropology.
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nightmairdragon13 · 4 hours ago
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Decided to redraw my Candle Girls from last holiday season, and a new friend of theirs that someone suggested I include- Kwanzaa!
Once again, happy candle month to all who celebrate!
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nightmairdragon13 · 18 hours ago
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oh my god finally I found it, the original audio
years I have spent convinced the other video wasn't the original source with absolutely no evidence and now I am vindicated
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nightmairdragon13 · 18 hours ago
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nightmairdragon13 · 18 hours ago
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This is the best idea in the history of film.
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nightmairdragon13 · 18 hours ago
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nightmairdragon13 · 18 hours ago
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if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people
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nightmairdragon13 · 18 hours ago
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Every summer I forget how much I fucking love spiders I’ve drunk one every day this week
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nightmairdragon13 · 18 hours ago
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the first rule of writing is that there are no rules. the second rule is to save your work every 5 minutes because technology is a fickle god.
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nightmairdragon13 · 19 hours ago
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For the record, I would never knowingly use or share AI generated art in anything I post, so if you ever catch me doing so, it was an accident, and I'd like you to let me know so I can delete it.
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nightmairdragon13 · 19 hours ago
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Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.
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nightmairdragon13 · 19 hours ago
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IT’S NOT ‘PEEKED’ MY INTEREST
OR ‘PEAKED’
BUT PIQUED
‘PIQUED MY INTEREST’
THIS HAS BEEN A CAPSLOCK PSA
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nightmairdragon13 · 19 hours ago
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WISDOM UPDATE
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nightmairdragon13 · 19 hours ago
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I can hear the different accents from those letters.
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A few of the more creative spellings of Christmas I’ve come across while looking for Dear Santa letters in old newspapers this year.
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nightmairdragon13 · 22 hours ago
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nightmairdragon13 · 23 hours ago
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reblog to send three ghosts after elon musk
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nightmairdragon13 · 1 day ago
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"I see you were fond of playing the Devil's Advocate," Saint Peter said.
"Er… The name isn't really…"
"No, I know. 'Devil's Advocate' is a specific job, and that is allowed."
"So I'm good?"
"No, because you weren't doing that specific job, you were just being a dick online."
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nightmairdragon13 · 1 day ago
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When you kill a healthcare ceo, it’s terrorism. When someone shoots your kid in elementary school, it’s thoughts and prayers for like a week and then they move on. It truly shows the fact that terrorism is whatever the american government wants it to mean.
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