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*DpxDc wherein Danny works for Tim, and after a big deadline Tim takes Danny out for coffee*

Tim: So, do you have a favorite coffee shop?

Danny, tiredly: As long as the Barista gives me 4 expresso shots to mix into this monsterxred bullx5 hour energy concoction I made this morning*holds up a bright green 64oz tumbler with a ghost sticker on it*, I don't care where we go.

Tim, amazed: How are you alive?

Danny, lizard blinks: ...I'm alive?

Tim, now worried: Is this how Alfred feels when talking to me?

Dick, apearing from nowhere: Its how we all feel about you.

Tim, jumping: The hell did you come from? Are you wearing a fake mustache?

Dick, who is, in fact, wearing a fake mustache: No. Also we totally weren't spying on you or your friend.

Tim: We?

Jason, from the bushes wearing a green afro wig: Dick promised me office romance drama.

Cass: *shrugs*

Damian, scowling while wearing glasses and a silver wig: Richard said we were going to the dog park.

Titus, painted like a tiger: woof

Tim: ...Danny I am so sorry for my family.

Danny, near crying: Oh thank the Ancients you see them too!

Tim, frowning at his family: Look what you've done.

Jason, Dick, Damian, Cass, and Titus, all surprisingly genuine: Ma Bad-Sorry-Apologies-sorry-woof

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The mayor of Butler, Ohio (population 941) ‘accidentally’ struck a wanted pedophilic rapist with his car as the man attempted to evade the police. Right in front of the rapist’s grandma too. Based on previous news coverage of the rapist in question, he seems to be the local menace. Truly an entertaining read and a breath of fresh air in comparison to the rest of the current news cycle.

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Noooooo they retconned Star Wars Jizz

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being the last one to send a message before the chat falls into sudden silence always feels like u just made the worst faux pas of your life and you go sorry guys was that weird and they're all like no sorry I was just looking at a leaf on tbe ground leaf.jpg like oh ok

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this 'being really tired after work' thing is really getting in the way of this 'pursuing my artistic hopes and dreams' thing has anyone else noticed this

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modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options

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"you can use ai to improve spelling and grammar"

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Lord Milori: *being formal right after their breakup* Queen Clarion

Queen Clarion: *trying to be polite too* Lord Milori

Lord Milori: …

Lord Milori: This is stupid :(((((

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Come to me in the silence of the night;

come in the speaking silence of a dream;

come with soft rounded cheeks and eyes as bright

as sunlight on a stream.

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just finished reading Wings Of Starlight & I want to SCREAM! it was so heartachingly beautiful! I am in pain!

I've been obsessed with Clarion & Milori ever since I watched Secret Of The Wings so I was happy when I heard there was gonna be a book about them & the story of their relationship, as well as the relationship between the Winter Woods & the warm seasons. I've never anticipated anything so much in my life, & I am not disappointed. it was so much better than I ever could've imagined. Clarion interacting with the Winter Woods & the fairies who reside there was so sweet, she cared so deeply about a realm & people she's never visited before, & it hurt her heart how alone they were. she wanted so badly to fight for them & bring them back together with the other seasons. Milori having to bear the heavy burden of keeping the nightmares imprisoned & his people safe, & blaming himself for them getting out & causing devastation throughout pixie hollow, & Clarion just wanting to help him & ease his sadness. everything about the development of her relationship with Milori from their first to last meeting was so wonderful & also so full of sorrow. the way they fell in love felt so natural, every little interaction was so cute, & the yearning & angst was intense. they saw themselves in each other, the loneliness they felt & the duties they had to take on. (it was seriously one of the best written romances) he watched her star fall & made a wish on it! there was so much pain when they said goodbye but still so much love. I just wanted to cry. also how Milori broke his wing OH MY GOD I WAS NOT READY! THE FACT HE NEVER FOR ONE SECOND BLAMED HER (BECAUSE IT WASN'T HER FAULT)! I CAN'T!

just think, between the events of the book & the movie, they had to be apart from each other for 380 years. I can't imagine the immense loneliness the two of them felt being so far away in their own respective realms, still being so in love but unable to be together like they want (f**k I can't do this) their realms united but they remained separated. but I can't be too sad cuz they end up back together.

also I need to mention the fact that we got not one, not two, not three, but four kisses & they were so passionate! (the last one being so sad) romance & my inner childhood are healing!

god I loved this book so much.

also "Stay A Little While" by Amaranthe is definitely their song. 🥹🩵

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thank god lesbians are cannon in pixie hollow. that boy to girl ratio is hostile to the straights

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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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alison saft i can spot the mr. darcy hand flex from a MILE away

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Elvina: Winter fairies are evil, have darkness in their hearts and blah blah blah,

Menwhile Milori waiting for Clarion all the week:

The most evil thing he did was not reveal the name of the poetry book he was reading.

Still want to know

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It was strangely comforting— and strangely beautiful, to be known without having to speak a word.“ — Wings of Starlight by Allison Saft.