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Lady Dimitrescu help me my corset is too tight

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Naturally, she says….

Love myself a nasty secretary ❤️❤️

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Bae, I’m 6 foot and STILL short compared to her…what a great day 🤞😔

If anyone feels like gay panicking currently I highly suggest putting your height and Alcinas height into this fucking site oh dear lord

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Today is the only day you can reblog this

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no no see, domesticity IS hot. how intimate it is to make food with someone, to share a bed, to brush your teeth at the same sink, to shower and use the same towels and the same laundry soap, to grocery shop and hold hands through the aisles, to be cornered in the kitchen to make out while a pot of pasta boils over on the stove. to fall asleep and hear them snoring softly and laugh at the little trail of drool out of the corner of their mouth. to spend money together and share chores and pick on each other for your weird habits. it's not always perfect and beautiful, but it's comfortable and familiar and I just think it's neat.

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Gwendoline Christie in ‘Severance’

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Bout to sit down and write a new chapter on the western Alcina Dimitrescu fic for yall…I’ve been sooo busy with work and school so I’m sorry!! But expect a new chapter soon

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rip rissa you would’ve loved chappel roan

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Felt the urge to describe how I look using my favorite fictional characters based on what my friends have told me so here we go…

Note: this was lowkey fun to do

Anyway!!

• My face shape is similar to Kathryn Hahn…people tell me I remind them of a mixture of Agatha Harkness or Alcina Dimitrescu

• My height and curves remind me and other people of Larissa Weems apparently (I’m like 6 foot and an hourglass shape 😼)

• My eyes are blue…kind of like Brienne of Tarth

• However, my personality reminds people of Morticia Addams!!

• My hair color (black) also reminds people of Morticia but the length gives first season of Law and Order SVU Olivia Benson ;)

• My skin is also very pale so that also reminds ppl of Larissa Weems too

• I have a bunch of piercings but my friends couldn’t name a characters with any…if you know any, name some in the comments for me PLEASE LMAO

• most importantly…I’m a canon gay (*wink wink cough cough like Larissa and Alcina…)

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If ur 5’10 or taller, respectfully, I am ur new bitch

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anybody struggle hardcore with knowing whether youre a lesbian or not😭 this shit hard as shit to figure out!!!!!

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you know what fuck you

*grabs your Alcina*

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i hate when men try to fight me when i say lady dimitrescu is a lesbian

baby no straight woman is wearing that hat

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[NEWS 📰] Brienne of Tarth and Jaime Lannister are #4 in Buzzfeed’s new “People Are Sharing The TV Characters Who Were Just So Good They Deserve A Spin-Off" List!

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My vibe about ships since forever tbh

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'Agatha All Along' Premieres September 18 (2-Episode Premiere)

Those who were at the Upfront got to watch the trailer for Agatha All Along, which hasn't been released online yet. If you want to read the details of the trailer CLICK HERE.

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the way brienne literally chose a bear over a man