night-vale
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“hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me” is the funniest phrase because it always does. it always will. from personal experience things have already started to rouse from their slumber before i even get the first three words out
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the difference between like 2018 and 2022 is like a whole micro century.
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idk if y’all remember me but my life sucks ass and i have become a depressed 22 year old, funny how that happens
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I think the counters at popular chain coffee shops I won't name should be replaced with a fully covered area where customers can't see the employees faces or what they're doing. I'm talking once ler levels of obfuscation. The counter should look like this
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secondly, the whole enclosed area should constantly emit various steams and smokes like a horrible machine, and employees should be encouraged to make as much conspicuous noise as possible. I want customers to walk up to what is basically a steel wall on a steel counter, nervously place their order in a microphone, hand over their method of payment through a small door, have it returned, then the cashier slams shut the door, they hear an absolute cacophany for a minute and their drink and receipt are unceremoniously slid out the very same little door in the wall
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i am wiggling around my bedto get warm. like worms maybe. you know. in the dirt and such
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build your army, form powerful alliances, wage war with your enemies. all on tumblr.com
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if I may ask what are your pc specs?
ahhh they/them! thank you!
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