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rly old doodls of babys and growth

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tfw you’ve been married forever but u still get hyped

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i was sitting at my work desk for a solid hour remembering this cartoon and how strong bad shows up with a chair that he stands on to be taller than hs and ss even though they are both sitting down so he would be taller than them anyway

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wanted to draw da kidz again

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1920 Church cleaning day in Leipzig, Germany. From Art Deco, Avant Garde and Modernist, FB.

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Popular Mechanics, March 1912

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getting so jealous of a goblin who has a gross shitty coin that you freak out and try to grab it going give me your shitty fucking coin right now

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turning off your computer by clicking the digital shut down button = softly kissing it goodnight

turning off your computer by holding down the physical power button = strangling her to death

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it’s just hard not to think about the fact that in 1915, JRR Tolkien went to war not with but certainly in the same army and many of the same battles as his 3 best school friends, all nicely upper class young men who had never known much loss, and only he and one other came back alive - and a couple decades later, he wrote a book in which 3 nicely upper class young men (and one very excellent gardener) who have never known much loss go to war together, or at least they start out together, and they all come home alive. (Though one cannot bear it, and does not stay.)

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In the Good Universe this is what they have instead of wojaks. And people post it when they are feeling chill and nice and love eachother always

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Is the puffbirds' head really that big or is that a camera perspective thing

nah puffbirds are really mostly just head

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I do wonder how that non-binary Nazi Romeo and Juliet is supposed to work, because the play really depends on that long-lasting conflict between the Montagues and Capulets, who are portrayed as being on a basically equal footing and culpability, which doesn't really work with Nazis and Jews.

Does the Prince come out at the end and tell the Nazis and Jews to bury their feud and stop killing each other, because they're both hateful dicks who had it coming

Does Romeo ask a friar to oversee his secret wedding to a non-binary Jewish person, who goes along with it in hopes that it will reconcile Nazis and Jews, and then later suggest this non-binary Jew become a nun

Is Paris the actual personified capital of France

Why do all these Nazis and Jews have Italian names? I mean, if you wanted to place Romeo and Juliet in a Fascist 1940s setting, actual Italy is right there?