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I realize that this has nothing to do with this account, but I had to repost it

X-Men + The Mincing Mockingbird: Guide to Troubled Birds

BONUS:

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Mr. D was scolding the Apollo campers about shooting arrows at his butt. Apollo was present since Zeus had made him mortal. "Especially you Wall Saurus!!" exclaimed Mr. D, pointing at Will Solace. "Hey! my kid's name is WILL SOLACE not WALL SAURUS, you idiot!! Would you like it of I called you Dinosaurs? you call camped by THEIR NAMES, especially my kids!!!" And then he named all his kids one by one. Apollo promised his children to extremely sunburn Mr. D once he got back to Olympus. He also promised to vote to throw him into Tartarus covered in paper cuts with arrows in his face. That's when the Apollo kids realized their father was actually cool as he thought he was

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Zeus’s Messages

Unknown number: Hey! Is this Zeus’s number?

Zeus: Depends on who’s asking.

Unknown: Oh c’mon. It’s me. Six foot tall. Blonde. Lithe. Excellent cheekbones. Ring any bells?

Zeus: Hell yeah, this is Zeus’ number. What you wearing cutie? FaceTime me. ;)

Unknown: Dad gross. It’s Apollo.

Zeus: new phone who dis

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Nico: sneaking back into his Cabin at 3am.

Jason: wearing shades turning around in his chair* I want to know where you were, young man.

Nico: I was with Wil-

Will: wearing shades and turning around in his own chair* wanna try that again huneybun?

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Solangelo in the future

[after they buy a house]

Will: For gods sake, Nico! Just pound the nail into the wall!

Nico: I'll pound you into the wall!

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Various Commodus memes my gf (@scribellion) and I made 🏃‍♀️💨

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HISTORY MEME | fashions [½]

↳ Greco-Roman Women’s Fashion

Period dramas used: Atlantis BBC, Cleopatra 1999, Gladiator, Spartacus: Blood and Sand, Troy 2004, Troy: Fall of a City, Pompeii

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Poseidon: Sorry, Zeus can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows

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"'Please, Caesar,' I implored him. 'A rest from the executions and the games. Time to heal. Time to consider the consequences.'

He bared his teeth, his lips specked with blood. 'Don't you start too! You sound like my father. I'm done thinking about consequences!'"

Trials Of Apollo, The Dark Prophecy. Pages 180-181.

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all my commodus stans where you at

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THIS GIF LOOKS LIKES HE’S GETTING HEAD

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“’I blame my former prefect Alaric. He was woefully unprepared. I had to kill him.’

‘Shocking,’ muttered Lityerses.”

I take everything back, I love him

He’s so salty

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THE RETWEETS OF TRUMP’S TWEETS ARE SO FUNNY LMAO

the fact that i can hear the picture

this one’s probably my favorite so far

i’ve spelled it as “shookethspearean” so much that i forgot abt the term “shakespearean” 💀

fr do y’all hear sumn 🤔

NVM I TAKE IT BACK THIS ONE’S MY NEW FAVORITE 💀💀💀

THESE REPLIES I CANT LMAOOOOOOOO

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Caligula: # west coast, best coast

Nero: … # east coast, beast coast

Meanwhile, Commodus:

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Lmfao

i’m so sorry

the commodus on this poster looks like macklemore and i can’t be silent about it any longer

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The little bee told him everything. 

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Presenting Apollo’s great loves:

*slow clapping*