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I'm not going to wax poetic about the underdog and miracles and pulling together to save the country. Smarter people than me do that already. I just need you to think of something. Remember how good the memes were right after Trump lost last time? How funny it was? How for a brief moment in time we felt we had defeated true evil and could laugh at it right in its stupid face? We can do that again. Remember him making a pathetic little speech in that stupid parking lot, so perfect it could have been an Always Sunny bit?

The embarrassment of it a second time could kill the guy. We need it to happen. Please help me make it happen.

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This is so fucking funny

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A popular thing that’s been out forever: *exists*

Me entering the fandom 5 years late:

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football really is so gay

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damned if you’re employed damned if you’re not

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I made a cheese themed uquiz bc i was bored so here it is: what artisan cheese are you according to a cheese monger

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Something needs to be done about this man

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people using the I’m just a girl song for their little videos but making them short enough to crop out the part of gwen stephani yelling that’s all you’ll let me be

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have we tried sexualizing the grotesque, my liege?

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remember that interviews are not about giving a good and honest first impression that they'll carefully consider. interviews are about saying the special words and phrases they're looking for that give you points and when they tally those up whoever earned the most job points wins

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“That’s fetish art!!” I can’t begin to tell you how awesome that makes it

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Via ajplus

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Ngl the absolute aversion "leftists" have to talking about misogyny on here is something that I doubt we can ever recover from. The fear of confronting such a huge issue is often weakly explained away with "well the r*dfems might join in" and it's like ..okay now you're just leaving discussions of misogyny to be done exclusively by t*rfs. And transphobia has only gotten worse on this site. So. You're not helping anything or anyone.

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my north american friends what ecoregion are you located