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Sonic fans will tell you the Shadow the Hedgehog (2005) theme song is one of the coolest things ever made and then when you listen to it the lyrics are going "Here we go buddy here we go buddy here we go, here we go buddy here we go"

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Today I fell down the stairs while texting and when I got to the bottom I realized that I had hit the “audio message” function and sent them an entire 30 second recording of it

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Sometimes, at night, i am lulled to sleep by the knowledge that Shawn Spencer would kick bbc Sherlock’s ass

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So many people do not understand the relationship between climate change and cold weather.

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Mutuals changing their icons makes me feel like a child crying when their dad shaves his face bc they don’t know who he is

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Frog Zappa, Toad Nugent, and Bruce Sproingsteen from MySims Kingdom

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Actually your society is the freaks for shooting everything that moves and burning half your "nature reserves" every year so that upperclass dandies can eat leaded pheasant. North Americans are the well adjusted ones here, your country has become a desolate suburban lawn in island form

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We need etsy to get bought by someone who will run it like the navy i need to only see small businesses in eastern europe weaving baskets by hand and anime yaoi keychains with original fanart

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jane fonda got arrested the third week in a row at climate change protests. this time with ted danson

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I don't think it's necessarily plastic to learn how to fake laugh at bad or corny jokes I think it's legitimately a skill worth developing to make life a little nicer at work like last night my older coworkers were all doing the "Alright see you guys next year!" joke and I don't want the last thing they saw that year to be someone rolling their eyes

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STOP SPEEDRUNNING MY TOWER YOU INGRATES

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Taco night

(alt: Video render of Isoxys minor, Middle cambrian bivalved arthropods shown here in orange with a dark aquarium background

Isoxys has a taco shaped carapace enveloping it's entire body like a copepod, the open part of the 'taco' pointing down, its segmented body is completely hidden inside the 'taco' with tiny swimming legs reminiscent of those found in Triops, barely visible poking out of it. and two front appendages that look somewhat like an anomalocaris' claws but pointing up although they are not closely related to anomalocaris. It also has two eyes visible on the front, poking out of the carapace

Tl;Dr a swimming taco with segmented 'tusks' on the front and shrimp like legs poking out the bottom.

The video depicts them flitting around the aquarium from a close-up view with a short focus distance since they are typically only 1 cm long)

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"please advise" is the professional email equivalent of "girl help"

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