I am Nick Fury, the only 33rd degree member of SHIELD past present or future. As Director it is my job to protect the country from extraordinary threats.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Oh, so the horse fucked you?
nick-furyagentofshield
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...hot
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M!A anons, dirty anons, sweet anons, sexual anons, friendly anons, ALL ANONS!
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I like this.
ANOTHER!
Some number I don’t know texted me, so I wanted to be a smart ass. (Taken with Instagram)
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Yeah it is
wanna see?
.________. I feel like I’m going to die…
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You are such a dick.
Mmmyeah. Sounds like a party, baby.
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I forgot, I owe you four kisses *kisses him once on each cheek, once on the lips, and a last slow kiss lingering on his neck* Night.
This is disturbingly hot.
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You are wearing it, pretty much guarantees it's only the first.
nick-furyagentofshield started following you
What do you want?
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If I ravish you during the night do not be alarmed, I just got a hankering.
We’re going to sleep, these handcuffs are on a timer.
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We're going to sleep, these handcuffs are on a timer.
Do you really want to go down this road, Dead?
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*slaps Deadpool on the ass before pulling him into bed* Just go to sleep Deadpool or it'll be a long night.
You couldn’t handle it, beanpole.
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Do you really want to go down this road, Dead?
Didn’t think so, but it was worth a shot.
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You couldn't handle it, beanpole.
Didn’t think so, but it was worth a shot.
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Didn't think so, but it was worth a shot.
About you not banging Peter, thus NOT sexual.
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Fine it is all a sexual ploy in order to bang you hard all night long! Will that get you to shut up?
About you not banging Peter, thus NOT sexual.
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About you not banging Peter, thus NOT sexual.
I assure you there very much is.
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I'm here to stop your evil plans with the magic thong!
nick-furyagentofshield started following you
What do you want?
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