nicjonas

[nicjonas]

what the— there's a huge difference between "thoughts" and actual jizz. you know, sometimes you should think before you start talking. PM: what happened? also, you're not a loser. just a little lost.

If you want some actual Sprouse sperm, I can collect some for you. Just don't sell it. I don't need my DNA getting into the hands of a mad genius. PM: What kind of loser gets married to the woman of his dreams and then loses her? This loser.

[nicjonas]

you definitely chose the easy route, that's for sure. but alright, i suppose that's how jimmy kimmel would have done it. we aim to please and surprise. just happy that the fans enjoyed it as much as we did creating it... or, we co-produced it... or we cheered from a distance.

well we absolutely can but we have to start off with the easy ones first don't you think? i mean if you'd rather i can start digging deep and rip that band-aid right off. that's amazing, i applaud all three of you for being so creative and going that route. you caught a lot of attention.

[nicjonas]

as if you would come if i invited you to something. you always bail or appear "busy" when we all know that it's the furthest from the truth. maybe it helps that you're single now. from shake it up?

just for that, the next time you invite me somewhere, i am not showing up. i'm starting to reevaluate our friendship nicholas. i mean, valid but pretty sure all of us cringe when see our very first projects and all that. i have my moments where i can be wise.

[nicjonas]

because that was exactly my christmas wish this year. there's nothing i wanted more than to think about sprouse sperm. i'm not sure anyone could handle mini versions of you two.. i've dealt with you, and fuck... what's going on?

I think it's a hilarious image, excuse you. You joke but it's actually a good chance. I think I read somewhere if the paternal side has twins, there's a likelier chance. I don't know if I could handle mini versions of my brother and I. I'm good, I guess.

[nicjonas]

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[nicjonas]

if you're asking if i'm going to sing along to our song and mimic "red dress," then no. it's enough that i have to sing it night after night. although i do enjoy seeing the fans have at it. were you secretly a jonas brothers fan, meg? who was your favorite? then it's a good thing that you look 18.

tell me nick, if burning up comes on at the party, are you doing the™ red dress? i'm not even embarrassed to admit that 18 year old me thought that was such a bop back in 2008. do we feel old yet? i at least plan on dancing like i'm 18 again if that comes on. / @nicjonas

[nicjonas]

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[nicjonas]

"just smile and wave, boys. just smile and wave." of course, it's worth it, and there's no chance in hell that I would pull an adam sandler in "click" and reverse the outcome. but it still doesn't change that you sometimes miss the person you used to be. actually, no. it was all joe's idea, but the guy is also a creative genius.

i'm just going to nod my head and pretend that i believe you. but i'm sure in more ways than not it truly is a blessing plus you have the most adorable little girl so that must also make it all worth it. now tell me was the latest intro to your concert a demand from your daughter and nieces because adding bluey to that intro for you three was amazing, tiktok is living for it!

[nicjonas]

the fuck are you talking about? i cry like i should be on the cover of a '90s erotic novella. i radiate perfection in every single facial expression i make. not sure you would be able to at the moment. apparently, you tend to stir drama, which is not suitable for children. what's the deal with you and madelyn? didn't that end in, what, 2022? those dolls are terrifying...

you're mourning late at night, bro? are you okay? do i need to bring over kleenex for you to ugly cry into? but yeah, i won't be having kids any time soon, man. don't worry. i've got milo, but now being single just need to re-work my hookup roster and we should be good to go. you just made me shudder at that thought. it's going to be a no from me on the creepy doll baby, dawg

[nicjonas]

so you expect me to reach out to every single person on my phone and ask them to attend? it goes both ways, maddie. kidding, but obviously, you're invited to a show of your choosing. you're sounding a little hurt there... need a hug? a beer? some kind of lovey emoji? just say the word and i'll provide it for you.

to say that i haven't been offered any backstage passes or let alone a ticket to one of your shows is baffling. i thought we were such good friends and oh so close. apparently we aren't close enough that i can be offered a little special treatment now and then. i'm starting to get a little disappointed here Jonas, and here i thought you were the one to make dreams come true... @nicjonas

[nicjonas]

nick: with your perfectionism, i can't imagine you messing up lyrics. look at you being a great friend and all. good for you. good for shawn. nick: yeah, we're actually going to europe in may. want to attend?

niall: that's part of the game, messing up lyrics. the fans will take care of that. ah yes, i did. for the london show. that was pretty great. glad he wanted to do it. niall: oh is that so? now i really need to catch a show. you guys doing europe any time soon?

[nicjonas]

obviously, i'm planning this intervention and doing all of us a huge favor. how many times during a busy week can one reply with "that's so us" or "😂😂" to your reels or memes? not in general, but that one scene from camp rock, yeah. that's true. look at you sounding like mother zendaya.

how do you know? are you planning this intervention? i mean, do you really think you guys are turning into a laughing stock? our careers took us down different paths. plus i just went about getting away from the disney image differently then most of us former disney stars did which helped me i think.

[nicjonas]

i'm doing the government a favor by boosting the world population, one nick advert at a time. i should obviously become a god of fertility, and every bedroom should have a framed photo of me on their nightstand. couldn't have said it any better myself. she turned two a couple of months ago, so she's getting quite big. you'll get there. just put a nick jonas picture on your nightstand.

love how you're just putting this out there like it's an advert for everyone to go and have kids. don't blame you though - children are the best thing ever and i can only imagine the way you turn your entire life upside down for them in a heartbeat. how old is malti now? i'm not sure i'm quite ready for the commitment to the lack of sleep just quite yet.

[nicjonas]

here i thought we were about to delve into something deep and personal, but alright, if that's what's important to you. the reason we came up with the idea was because of our tour in australia, where bluey was created and produced. we reached out to joe brumm, the creator, and explained how all three of us brothers were highly traumatized by his animation. we asked if he would help us create an intro. voila. yeah, they thought it was hilarious.

alright nick i got to know the answer to these hard hitting questions here okay, no avoiding it because it's a must now. first of all how in the hell did you three get bluey to agree to letting you use their theme for your intros? how much did it cost you guys? how much did your daughter and nieces love it? @nicjonas

[nicjonas]

it's a long-term relationship that i cherish deeply. if i remember correctly, your last relationship took quite a toll on you. you seem to be in a better place now, though. aly? yeah, she's definitely a catch.

you, yourself and your hand apparently, according to scarlet. definitely not serious right now. i'm not ready for anything of that sort. but i do genuinely like her, she's a sweet girl.

[nicjonas]

i have that effect on people, so no worries. trust me when i say it's symbolic for a whole lot of reasons. all three of us, including the moms, are traumatized by bluey. they make real-life parents feel insufficient when no one, i do mean no one, can live up to their energy. good!

I kind of zoned out reading that, but I saw the mention of bluey and can we talk about how epic this tiktok I saw was of you and your brothers having the bluey theme as an introduction was? It's so fitting with how popular that show has been, or so I've heard from other people with kids. I'll keep that noted for the future though!

[nicjonas]

there's an image i didn't need, but in your case, i get it. what are the chances that you'll get twins? hold up, let me google.. 1 out of 125 for men. thanks. pretty content with how everything turned out. how are you, though?

See, these are the exact reasons I've been shouting at my lil' swimmers to swim the fuck away from the uterus. I'm still way too selfish to commit to that lifestyle but I don't know, dad life looks good on you.