I ocassionaly open this app to see my followercount has magically decreased to 69. All of the sexybots have been banned, I’m all alone..
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why are christian bale and patrick bateman the exact same person
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forming a parasocial relationship with the local outdoor cat
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Hey, so I’m still alive! here’s a peeled mankey and primeape! you’re welcome!
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i went to make this meme for a friend but i’m painfully high and the convoluted process required to make this literally drained me of energy for the rest of the night. i had to google the spongebob meme, but its character specific and i cant remember who this is. i forgot who barnacle boy was. i had to google spongebob characters. found barnacle boy. how could i forget who barnacle boy was. i googled barnacle boy meme. found the template. now have to get a transparent book. put some text on it. cant rotate text in mspaint or clip studio. cant do it online without ruining transparency. find a png-safe text site. u cant rotate text there either. fml. just slap it on anyway. take everything to clip studio paint. import the transparent book onto the meme. take the meme to meme generator. add the rest of the meme text. save. post to twitter where it gets 4 retweets
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what skincare culture should be: -strong encouragement to use sunscreen and stay away from tanning booths -encouraging little black and brown kids to love their skin color, giving love to people with skin conditions such as vitiligo/albinism/hyper-pigmentation/etc. -good smelling lotion for all what skincare culture is: -unless a women has totally clear poreless pale skin that glows like paintings like the virgin mary she is gross and unhygienic and doesn’t take care of herself -don’t want to be that girl? spend $1000 a year on expensive goo sold by glossier and lush and inject weird chemicals in your skin to get rid of freckles and moles and wrinkles even though you’re only like 25
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