niaphnie - Tumblr blog

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you know that quote "when you have a hammer everything looks like a nail" bc that's how i feel whenever i have a lysol wipe in my hand

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getting older for me has just been realizing how important it is to check the weather forecast ever day

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okay tumblr’s exclusion from the twitter social media ban list is hilarious but genuinely we do not belong on there. if a real human person asks “where can i find you on social media” and your choice is a swift death or revealing your tumblr, most of us would simply expire. half of y’all change urls every week like you’re in witness protection. just imagine for one second attaching your wholeass government name to your latest two am clownposting and tell me that didn’t send a cold chill down your spine. the only place i ever want to see the words “connect with me on tumblr!” is on the ao3 profile of an author i’m actively stalking. anyone in the world can follow me except anyone i personally know. antisocial media.

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i call my parents and say ‘yeah i can’t do family stuff tonight, i got too much stuff to do for school’ and i e-mail my professor and say ‘i can’t do my assignments tonight, work got crazy’ and i text my boss and say ‘sorry i can’t work late tonight, i gotta some family stuff’ and through this triangulation of deceitful excuses i at last will be free

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every update to this god forsaken website is just an attempt to make us leave but too bad. im trapped to die here by now and if it has to be in this ugly coffin of a platform so be it

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Me: “I want to read a book.”

My Brain: Then read one...?

Me:

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if I saw a portal i would enter it no questions asked

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starting to think the amount of sleep you get has an impact on how much energy you have the next day. i’ll investigate more and get back to you

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i am not immune to the giant valentine bear aisle

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if you ever feel lonely just remember there are thousands of algorithms tracking your every move and collecting data on every one of your likes and dislikes so.. somebody cares <3 

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I love how irrelevant tumblr is. like no celebrities on here, no colleagues or family on here, no one’s famous off tumblr or making money, tbh no ones even updating the site like is there even any staff? who knows? it’s bliss

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each time I tell you those three words I mean them more and more

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me after 15 seconds of work: i just cant do this anymore

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maybe if we, as a society, spent more time in gardens things wouldn’t be like this