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i want to- *remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health* kill someone else

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"love is what makes us human" actually it's 'select all images with boat' but go off I guess

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is anyone else constantly afraid they’ll be “caught” doing stuff they’re obviously allowed or even supposed to do

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gelphie + good luck babe

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Trying to eat the forbidden fruit

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this callout couldve been a block button

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My brother the grind never even started

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Do you guys remember how kidnap fantasies were popular on wattpad because young girls and queer teens were both made to feel shame at the thought of their own sexualities, so the fantasy of being kidnapped totally against their will was a way for them to engage with a romantic or sexual fantasy without feeling morally in the wrong for doing so? Added bonus that the fantasy involved being whisked away from repressive environments like home or school, right?

Finding out that Bram Stoker was in a sexless marriage and that scholars believe that he very likely was closeted gay puts the entire book into perspective as to WHY it reads EXACTLY like a self insert wattpad Dracula kidnap fic:

“I TOTALLY love my wife and would never do anything that an upstanding Good Straight Working Man wouldn’t do but oh nooo, big strong man with broad back and strong enough arms to carry me back to bed like a princess trapped me and claimed me as his, completely against my will 👉👈 But he protects me against the bad evil sexual women (who I assure you, I am TOTALLY sexually attracted to, as any straight man with a choice would be) but trust me, I do NOT want ANY of this. What’s that? The Count is not capable of feeling love? Would be a shame if I had the special ability to change tha-”

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pros: it would most likely vastly improve my life in a multitude of ways

cons: might get scared

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BIG KITTY!

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every narrator is unreliable bc ontological truth is non-existent and therefore unattainable

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SAY IT LOUDER 📢

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the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

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hmm its like I crave some type of eternal and brutal punishment but I'm not exactly sure for what

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sniffy<3