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niall-hor-man · 2 years ago
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there was a tag about how this was from a 1d account... ... ... i’m 23 now that is all out of my system and i’ve been inactive for.... some time....
Smut Headcanon Game
Inspired by this amazing A-Z headcanon game! I really loved making them the first time so I decided to make my own as well. Please send a boy and a letter and I’ll write the hc for it. Enjoy!
A: Affair (Describe an extra-marital affair)
B: Birthday (Describe birthday sex)
C: Compliments (Mid- and post-sex compliments)
D: Dry Humping (Describe a dry-humping scene)
E: Experimenting (Trying something new)
F: Firsts (First time having sex together)
G: Gentle (Describe gentle/loving mid-sex gestures)
H: Handsy (When they can’t keep their hands to themselves)
I: Initiator (Who initiates most of the time? How?)
J: Jealous (“Claiming” a partner)
K: Kitchen (Describe a sex scene in the kitchen)
L: Likes (What they like in the bedroom)
M: Morning (Describe morning sex)
N: Never (Things they would never try)
O: Orgasm (Describe coming–who comes first? What do they say? How does the other person know it’s approaching?)
P: Playlist (A playlist for getting down and dirty; will probably include a lap dance song, a song for making love, and a song that represents their sex life)
Q: Quiet (Reaction to a quiet partner)
R: Ruttish (Signs that they’re horny)
S: Safe Word (How often is the safe word used? Why?)
T: Teasing (Who’s the tease in the relationship? What do they do? How often?)
U: Undressing (Strip teasing a partner)
V: Videos (Sending NSFW videos to each other)
W: Wedding Night (Consummating the marriage)
X: XXX (What kind of porn does the person watch? How often?)
Y: Yawn (How they sleep post-sex)
Z: Zoo (Their animalistic qualities in the bedroom)
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niall-hor-man · 3 years ago
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Whyyy are all GREAT fic writers either completely retiring from fic writing, taking a break or updating phenomenally SLOW?? please it’s like a desert out here we NEED more (NIALL) fics!!!
honestly i’m just super busy. i’m a human with issues and traumas and tbh i’m not a stan anymore, it’s just something i do for fun occasionally when i miss writing/have a scenario or daydream in my head. a fan blog usually isn’t something you can do forever, and i phased out of doing it regularly a while ago, but i still like to come back sometimes
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niall-hor-man · 3 years ago
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tw: r*pe
hey guys, i was assaulted recently and as a result everything has turned upside down. i might try writing to cope but pls send cuddles. luv yall
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niall-hor-man · 3 years ago
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hi, why are you not taking requests anymore? just wondering! <3
bc i have a ton sitting in my inbox that i have to catch up with lolol
(also currently going thru a really rough patch so there's lots of things that trigger me so i'm being very picky with what i write rn)
(can u tell i'm so stoned)
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niall-hor-man · 3 years ago
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M, S, R, H & K for Liam or Louis please, thanks♡
requests are closed, love!
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niall-hor-man · 3 years ago
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niall-hor-man · 3 years ago
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B,J,P,R&U for Liam please xx
B: Birthday (Describe birthday sex)
For his birthday: 
You know how much he loves feeling like a king, so you of course wake him up with a blow job (which is obviously something you have agreed to before/he consents to)
He’s very vocal and cocky and you love it; you know that means he’s enjoying himself a ton
The day is spent mostly normally until the evening, when you two attend a big party
You of course wear lingerie underneath your outfit, knowing how much he loves that surprise
You two drink and smoke, and by the time things finally end and you two are back at your place in the bedroom together, he is ready to tear your clothes off
His eyes darken when he sees the lingerie you have on underneath, and he leaves that on, pushing you to your knees to suck him off, which you happily do
When he pulls you up, he tosses you onto the bed and pulls your panties to the side, beginning to go down on you, teasing you, making you moan, scolding you when you try to roll your hips up for more friction
After too long of a time of him teasing you and you begging to be fucked, he finally relents, tearing off the rest of his clothes
“Bend over for me, sweetheart.”
He fucks you from behind, your panties pushed to the side, fist in your hair, with you telling him how much you love it
“Can I please come, sir?” 
He obliges, finishing inside you soon after
For your birthday: 
Treats you like a literal queen
Wakes you with breakfast in bed, kisses your forehead. “I want you to feel pampered today, sweetheart. I was gonna run a bath for you; you can finish the mimosa in there. If you don’t mind, maybe I could join you?”
You are very happy with that deal, and soon you find yourself in a warm bubble bath, mimosa in hand, leaning back against Liam as his hand trails down your body and he kisses your neck
He makes quick work of your clit, earning moans as he leaves a hickey
You don’t take long to come, and enjoy the rest of the bath with his large palms tracing your body, washing for you and giving you a soft massage as you enjoy your drink
The rest of the day goes on smoothly, with Liam pampering you before taking you out to a nice, intimate dinner with your closest friends and loved ones
Everyone ends up back at your place, relaxing and hanging out, celebrating your birthday
By the time people leave, Liam carries you to the bedroom, making quick work of your clothes
He goes down on you, making you come twice before he fucks you
You sometimes like slow and intimate, so he makes love to you, lots of kisses, mouth on your nipple, skin to skin and eye contact and “Love you”s 
You both finish quickly and all you want by then is to fall asleep in his arms, another birthday well spent
J: Jealous (“Claiming” a partner)
Liam is definitely the jealous type
Anytime he catches someone flirting with you, he’s quick to get handsy, abandoning all shame to use PDA to “scare” the guy off
When he gets you home that night, he’s sure to make sure you know who you belong to
He has you pressed against the wall immediately, and you would be lying if you said it didn’t make you wet just knowing what he had in store for you
He’s not hesitant to leave hickeys when he gets jealous, sucking on your neck for far longer than he probably should, but he loves how much it makes you moan and loves the reminder that you two are each other’s 
When he takes off your panties and notices your wetness, he’s quick to comment. “All this for me, love?” “Yes.” “Say it.” “You make me so wet, Li. You. No one else.”
There’s no foreplay; he just strokes himself a little bit to get hard enough to push in deep, a brief pause once he’s buried to the hilt, and then rhythmic thrusts into you
You moan extra loud, knowing how much he loves to hear it when he’s jealous (and the hand that he places on your throat certainly doesn’t hurt the situation, either)
He takes you in multiple positions when he’s jealous--starting out missionary, eventually switching to doggy or having you pressed against the wall, but he always wants to finish in missionary
You let him come on you when he’s like this, knowing that he loves to see you painted in his cum
P: Playlist (A playlist for getting down and dirty; will probably include a lap dance song, a song for making love, and a song that represents their sex life)
Lap Dance Song: Earned It by The Weeknd
Great sensual beat
“I see nobody, nobody but you”
“Cause I hate when the moments expected” -- You both love surprises and mixing things up
“You’re always worth it ... The way you work it”
Making Love Song: Do You Mind by the xx
“Would you like to spend the night? The whole night?”
Very sweet and respectful, but a need and passion for each other
Slow and sweet but builds, just like making love with Li
Sex Life Song: Montero by Lil Nas X
“I caught it bad today” / “Romantic? Talkin’ you don’t even need to try”
“Cocaine and drinking with your friends / You live in the dark, boy, I cannot pretend”
“It was mine every week”
Liam does things to you that you just don’t understand; you are such a sucker for him
R: Ruttish (Signs that they’re horny)
Not secretive about it
Frequently just tells you
“When we get home, I want you to go straight to the bedroom, strip, and start touching yourself until I join”
If you’re in public and he can’t get you alone to whisper in your ear, he’ll squeeze you closer, desperate for as much contact as possible. He’s way more attached to your hip when he’s in the mood
Lots of glances from across the room and winks when he can’t be near you
U: Undressing (Strip teasing a partner)
Not the most frequent thing, but you know how much he loves it and how he’ll absolutely ravish you afterwards, so you try to make time for it once or twice a year
He’s really good at following rules, surprisingly, so when you tell him to keep his hands off while you dance for him, he does
Very patient strip tease receiver
“Love how you dance for me, sweetheart. You look so sexy like that”
“Dance as long as you want, doll. Would love if you ride me once you’re done”
He can’t keep the desire off his face once you’re nude; he gets much more desperate the more and more you reveal, but he knows it’s a treat, so he doesn’t complain or push for it to end anytime soon
“You’re being so good for me, sweetheart, dancing for me like that. You really know how to spoil me”
(You absolutely ride him once you’re done)
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niall-hor-man · 3 years ago
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J, P, Q, R; louis or harry
Already done these for Harry so I’ll do all of them for Louis! Click here for the various links for Harry’s.
J: Jealous (“Claiming” a partner)
Definitely the jealous type
Often rude to the guy about it, but never to you; he knows you try your best to turn people down, but some creeps are just persistent
He can get moody, so the sex is usually quiet and desperate after
Lots of kissing, begging you to say his name
He often leaves hickeys during jealous sex, and you don’t mind
Wants to hear you tell him how much you love him
Loves when you initiate after a guy has been hitting on you at the bar and he goes off on him; he likes knowing that you want him and no one else and that you aren’t upset for his tendency to over react in those situations
P: Playlist (A playlist for getting down and dirty; will probably include a lap dance song, a song for making love, and a song that represents their sex life)
Lap Dance Song: God is a Woman by Ariana Grande
 Very smooth song, great for sexy dancing
“You, you love it how I move you / You love it how I touch you”
Very sexually empowering song for you, so it’s great when you want a confidence boost for a sexy dance
“See if you deserve what comes next / I'm tellin' you the way I like it, how I want it” -- very much about your empowerment
Making Love Song: Leave the Door Open by Bruno Mars and Anderson .Paak
“We should be dancin', romancin’”
“I ain't playin' no games / Every word that I say is coming straight from my heart” -- Louis isn’t one to beat around the bush or tease, especially during romantic sex
“There’s so much love we could be makin’”
When he’s feeling romantic, he’s very open about how desperate he is for you; he’s just waiting for you
Sex Life Song: Sledgehammer by Peter Gabriel
“All you do is call me/ I'll be anything you need”
No ambiguity, whatever kind of sex you want, Louis wants
It builds and builds and is just explosive at times
“All day and night”
Q: Quiet (Reaction to a quiet partner)
Hates when you’re quiet
“C’mon love, I know I make you feel better than that”
“Moan for me sweetheart”
Nothing frustrates him more; he has a bit of a thing for reassurance, so when you’re quiet, he can’t get what he wants and likes
It also helps him gauge how much you’re enjoying it and if you want him deeper or faster or harder
He can get caught up in his own pleasure sometimes, so it’s nice to have you be a vocal participant to make sure you’re getting what you need
R: Ruttish (Signs that they’re horny)
Can’t keep his eyes off you; stares at you from wherever he is, even if you’re across the room at a party
Plays with his lips a lot, wetting them or tugging at them; he just gets fidgety and wants your mouth on his, so he distracts himself
He generally doesn’t love PDA, so when he’s touchy feely it’s a good indicator that he’s in the mood
His hand on your bum. He literally cannot not touch your butt
Certain nicknames are reserved for when he’s horny: pet, doll, using your name a lot
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niall-hor-man · 3 years ago
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hey friends! gentle reminder i still am not accepting requests, i wanna get old stuff out before i open that back up again <3 missed yall love u
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niall-hor-man · 3 years ago
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Y for Harry from prompt 1 pleaseeeeeeeee
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
Above average, but not unmanageable or even close
He craves intimacy more than the actual sex, so he’s much more desperate to fool around when you two haven’t had a lot of time together or chances to express your love
Obviously much higher once he’s back from tour
He jerks off pretty regularly when you can’t help him out/when you’re not in the mood, and he always exclusively does it to photos or videos of you; he prefers it to porn 10 fold
Occasionally, when you’ve been apart for a long time, he can get really desperate for fast and rough in particular, instead of slow and kissy and intimate, because he wants to see you come undone as soon as possible, and sometimes making love just doesn’t do that
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niall-hor-man · 3 years ago
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i just put in a request for c, n, w, z for harry but i didnt realize there were two lists, so just to be clear those were for lost #1 (if youre even still doing it). but thanks! and sorry for all the trouble
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically…)
H loves to come inside you; it makes him feel much closer to you (even if it’s in a condom)
Really doesn’t mind tasting his own cum; in fact, when you haven’t come yet and he’s finished inside of you, he really likes eating you out and tasting some of it
Loves when you keep it on your tongue after you suck him off and stick it out before you swallow (or spit, he has no preferences)
He hates finishing on your face; it’s basically just him jacking himself off when he gets close just so that he can try not to hit your eye or get it in your hair. It’s too much work and not worth the pay off
N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Humiliation kink
Doesn’t like being made to feel jealous; not particularly you into you flirting with other guys unless it’s during a threesome/something he’s involved in
Nothing extremely painful; he doesn’t like to see you hurt, and he doesn’t love pain himself. It’s more so about the power imbalance that comes with it that he likes in milder BDSM
Public sex
W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
High sex, because I can’t help myself and that’s my favorite kind of sex
You two didn’t smoke together often; you were more of a drinker yourself, not that you minded weed
It was your best friend’s birthday, and since you had the biggest place out of the group, she asked if she could host a smoke session at your house (Harry was invited, of course)
And who were you to decline a night with your friends? So you happily partook that evening, sharing a joint (or two…) with H, obviously not worried about matching him hit for hit
The night was long, and fun, filled with laughs and junk food, but things were winding down, guests dwindling to just Sammy and your closest friends and their SOs
The last joint of the evening was being passed around when “Landslide” by Fleetwood Mac came on
You immediately abandoned the circle, standing and pulling Sammy up with you; this song was one of your guys’ all time favorites, and you couldn’t stop yourself from pulling her close to you, stupidly swaying to the song with an arm draped around her neck
H watched you as he took a drag from the blunt, but you were completely oblivious, pressed closely to Sammy, giggling and singing to the song as her hands roamed your back and you two spun around lazily
“Can I have a birthday kiss?” She whined, face pressed into the crook of your neck. You giggled and obliged, a hand soft on her face as your mouths slotted together as it had done so many times before
(Harry never minded; he knew it was platonic, and he didn’t quite care that you and Sammy kissed, because you were both in serious relationships and never strayed. You were just a cuddly friend, and he loved that about you)
This time, though, he couldn’t help his arousal; seeing your soft, pliant lips against someone else’s, seeing the way your body swayed to the music–he needed you, and he needed you bad
The kiss was just that, and you two returned to a heap on the floor once the song ended, giggling as the last of the joint was used up. Soon enough, everyone was heading home (Ubering, of course) as more Fleetwood Mac played.
You crawled towards Harry, ready to give him a fat kiss before cleaning up and heading to bed, but he had some other ideas
He pounced on you almost immediately, lips hungry and desperate as he pulled you close to him, making you giggle into his mouth.
“Have no idea how bad I want you right now, kitten.”
“Really?” You smirked, hand trailing down to trace his bulge through his pants. “Then take me right here.”
“Oh, you’re in for it now,” he teased, wrapping his arms around you and rolling you two, laying you back gently. You squealed and giggled, but any amusement was soon lost as he pressed his lips to your neck and grinded down on you
You couldn’t help the moan that escaped as he palmed your breast, finally realizing just how desperate you were for him. Your core was aching, and you couldn’t help but roll your hips up into him
He liked you like this; inhibitions gone and hands traveling up and down his body unapologetically, exploring every inch of him, squeezing his biceps and letting out soft moans into his mouth
“Like that, kitten?” He hummed, rolling his hips down against yours
“Yes,” you panted, pulling his shirt up to palm at his bare back. “Need more, H, please.”
He chuckled, pulling off your clothes as quickly as he could manage before making work on himself. You didn’t wait, palming your breast and bringing your hand to your clit while you watched him undress, moaning already
He loved to see you like this, sensitivity amplified by the weed in your system, inhibitions thrown to the wind, taking whatever you wanted and putting your own pleasure first. His eyes glinted and he replaced your hand with his, rubbing your dripping core as your lips connected.
You moaned into him, arching your back, rutting up, desperate for his cock.
He took the hint, pressing into you slowly, and your legs wrapped around him immediately, needing to feel him deeper. The sex was slow, and deep, and so, so good. (When isn’t high sex good?)
It wasn’t long until you came, with his deep thrusts and circles on your clit, with how sensitive the drug had made you, with how hot Harry looked above you, eyes glazed over and pleasure on his face. He followed soon after, finishing inside you, earning another moan and a long, deep kiss
“We definitely need to do this more often, H.”
(Of course he agreed)
Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) 
Harry loves pillow talk, so he tries to stay awake for a bit, to ask about your day and tell you how beautiful you are and how much he loves you
Keyword: tries
Being that close to you, feeling you around him, seeing you in such pleasure brings him such contentment that afterwards he is in such a state of bliss that he could just pass out
He usually does pretty quickly, not that you mind. You are always asleep first after sex, curled up to him and content
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niall-hor-man · 5 years ago
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I know I have gone inactive, but it’s recently come to my attention that my work has been republished on Wattpad without credit or my consent. If you see my work come up on Wattpad, please report it. I do not post my fanfiction on Wattpad, and I never consented to it being shared there. 
If any of you wanted to repost my work, I’d be more than happy to discuss it with you, but taking my work without asking and without giving me credit is not okay.
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niall-hor-man · 8 years ago
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Don't leave us! I love your writing :)
Thank you, anon! I appreciate the love, but this is something I need to do for myself for a while. I’m not going to lie and say that something dramatic in my life has changed recently, I’m not going to make “excuses.” In all honesty, I’m just not feeling a 1D blog right now and I don’t enjoy writing about them anymore. I’m unsure how long I’ll be taking this break, but it’s something I need to do for me. I owe it to myself to pursue my passion--writing--in a way that helps me grow as a person and makes me happy. I’m not going to let the thing I love become a thing I dread because I don’t particularly care for the subject matter. There’s a very real possibility that I come back, but there’s also a possibility that I delete the blog.
Regardless, I appreciate all the love and support I’ve gotten throughout my time writing about One Direction. This year helped me grow as a writer and a person. I simply need some time to distance myself.
Thank you all. I love you and I hope you understand!
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niall-hor-man · 8 years ago
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Taylor Swift, Melania Trump and Jeffree Star all got dragged this week….and it’s only Tuesday
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niall-hor-man · 8 years ago
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I’m serious where are the pictures of black girls in cute outfits against pink backgrounds where are the Indian girls sitting on a bench looking at their white-sneaker clad feet where are the brown hands holding up signs with inspirational quotes where are the pictures of Latina girls laughing with their friends on a beach where are the brown legs coming out from the bottom of a white pleated skirt where are the aesthetic pictures of people with darker skin
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niall-hor-man · 8 years ago
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i went to the DNC today guys it was great
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