ngage2003
ngage2003
The one and only nokia gage from 2003
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ngage2003 · 2 days ago
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ok guys who's dying in the next darkharvest00 episode
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ngage2003 · 3 days ago
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he was openly bisexual. he didn't know that but he was
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ngage2003 · 3 days ago
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5pm 👀
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ngage2003 · 3 days ago
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I'm calling it rn, Chris is going to die. The real question is what that will mean for the story, but the start of Log Entry #37⁽¹⁾, and the confirmation in this newest episode that Chris is the Lamb, makes me 1000% certain. Which makes me very sad but when you're a Slenderverse writer its really fun to kill off your character so I understand.
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(1) At the start of Log Entry #37, there is a black screen, and some text flashes over it. It is as follows:
"It's been a long time since our last update. In fact, it's been the longest gap of time since Chris started this video log." "We didn't want to revisit this footage, but we feel that we owe it to you in some way."
While this text could be innocuous, I find the focus on Chris separately from the "we" to be extremely suspicious. Why not just refer to yourself as we throughout? Additionally, most of the videos on the channel have been edited by Chris it seems, and it was originally his, so why not use, "I" and then "we" for the group? Even if they're editing together?
All this to say, I'm worried.
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ngage2003 · 3 days ago
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I AM NOTTT I AM GOING TO DIE
oh none of you are going to be okay after this one lol
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ngage2003 · 3 days ago
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"[presumbly alex] is in one of his trances"
THE FUCKING- MAKING ALEX LIKE HEATHER'S GRANDPA!!! MY THEORY WAS RIGHT!!! (Probably.)
Ohhhh my godd. Oh no. I think Alex was the vessel and Chris was the sacrificial lamb or whatever it was. Heather got it wrong. I think they like, need Alex to kill Chris. They kept Alex knowing he was the perfect bait for Chris, to complete the ritual. What if i kms.
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ngage2003 · 3 days ago
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Ohhhh my godd. Oh no. I think Alex was the vessel and Chris was the sacrificial lamb or whatever it was. Heather got it wrong. I think they like, need Alex to kill Chris. They kept Alex knowing he was the perfect bait for Chris, to complete the ritual. What if i kms.
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ngage2003 · 3 days ago
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istg if alex is dead i will die forever.
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ngage2003 · 3 days ago
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i keep wailing at the screen
i am shaking. The opening minutes has me cackle
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ngage2003 · 3 days ago
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ok ill stop liveblogging this is so sad THOUGH
i am shaking. The opening minutes has me cackle
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ngage2003 · 3 days ago
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i am shaking. The opening minutes has me cackle
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ngage2003 · 3 days ago
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DH00 LOG ENTRY 39 IS OUT IM GOING TO THROW UP EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING AT ONCE. WHY
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ngage2003 · 3 days ago
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Tumblr did not “Goncharov” Poob. Poob is Glupp Shittoing Tubi/Pluto/Roku Channel/Hulu/etc.
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ngage2003 · 3 days ago
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byron donalds gave his life to christ in a cracker barrel parking lot. now you too can learn what religion you can convert to in a fast food restaurant parking lot by spinning these handy links!
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ngage2003 · 3 days ago
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puppy jay hanging out under alex's desk while he edits..
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ngage2003 · 3 days ago
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i love when people go crazy over the text within text (within text within text...) in house of leaves bc it's like have y'all seen the talmud
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ngage2003 · 4 days ago
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Everything is coming out at the same time. Waugh.
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