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SVSSS Crack Angst Liushen

It's been joked about in the fandom before: Liu Qingge never stood a chance with Shen Qingqiu because SQQ's kink is pretty men acting weak and pathetic. And now I'm spinning my wheels about the sheer crack angst potential that contains. Just imagine, on the day SQQ goes to self-destruct, LQG is trying to convince him not to like his old reliable self, and totally fails. And eternal vinegar jar Luo Binghe, who /knows/ what SQQ is weak to, says in bitterness during a fight over the body one day: "If you wanted him to listen to you, you should have cried more back then." LQG's earnest ass would so not be able to resist taking that to heart. Like wow, it truly was all his fault for trying to be SQQ's reliable defender - obviously his Shixiong wouldn't listen to that. Hadn't SQQ helped him and paid such close attention to him whenever he was in trouble? Wasn't he helpless to ignore LQG when he was in trouble? He should've cried more back then.

When he inevitably gets transmigrated back to the Lingxi caves and their first meeting, he manages to cry just a little, thin-faced as he is he's still so grateful to have another chance. And it WORKS! SQQ can't help himself - he sticks around after the Qi deviation and fusses and takes care of LQG. And the gap moe once LQG gets too embarrassed to tolerate it anymore? When he's destroying every demon that invades the sect, turning to SQQ with fierce eyes that seem to say, "See??? I am big and strong!!!" Is too much for SQQ's coquettish personality. He can't NOT tease LQG to death. And at peak embarrassment it gets juuuust a smidge easier for LQG to tear up a bit. He hates it, he loves it, it's WORKING and he can see young disciple Luo Binghe absolutely boiling over with jealousy so he can't STOP, right????? And if he occasionally faces off against plants or monsters that make him look particularly vulnerable, it's not really lying to SQQ, is it???

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The only way I really buy Shen Jiu not turning to child abuse is

1. He doesn't go to the Qiu's. He must remain an asshole however

2. Distract him with Yue Qingyuan being an idiot or shenanigans (or Shanganigans) so he doesn't have time to be abusive. He has adults to be an asshole too! He doesn't have time to have beef with a 12 year old. He'd like to but he's literally too busy

3. He's too busy edging and spanking Yue Qingyuan without safe words to abuse kids.

4. This smiling brat also named Shen is waiting for him to hit him so he (the brat) can win. Fuck that. He's not going to lose to a 12 year old snot nosed brat. Oh whoops it's been 10 years and this brat is somehow his favourite and hitting kids seems like a waste of time (see point 2)

With all options he's still a bitchy asshole tho because I love him that way

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No but seriously if Shen Jiu realised that by giving into his meanest desires at Yue Qingyuan would make that man cum buckets then Luo Binghe would have had a normal time at Qing Jing Peak

Shen Jiu gets to get out his urge to beat the crap out of people AND have a "functioning" relationship with his Qi-ge

He isn't going to abuse kids! He needs to save his whipping for Qi-ge!

And he'd probably move on from violence to just like edging the man for days and other kinks that let him feel in control

And Yue Qingyuan is ON BOARD always

Even when he shouldn't be

Because underneath it all they match freaks

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Imagine you're really into a fandom! Like super into it! But all the fan events are in another country because that's where it's from and it's considered super niche and cringe where you're from

But you get a chance and move to the other country and are just basking in this fandom culture and the culture of the country but you start running low on funds despite your younger relative who moved with you doing there best.

But you meet this super hot chick and while she's not in your fandom she's happy to fund it for you. So now you got a sugar momma

Except then you get accused of crimes you didn't commit. Supposedly your Sugar Momma accused you of it all and set you up and you end up imprisoned and tortured doe decades before you finally escape and your first thing you do with your freedom?

Check for any updates to your fandom of course!

Anyway that's Tianlang-Jun's experience in Scum Villain Self Saving System

Are you as dedicated to fandom as this guy? I think not

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I’m so weak for them fr

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Post Bing-mei vs Bing-ge extra but Bing-ge never left...

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lord of Qing Jing peak

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Also, like, I'm sorry but if you've set up a free shelter, and people refuse to go because sleeping on the sidewalk under a freeway bridge is more pleasant, that's fucking on you, that's not on them.

You really can't compete with sleeping under the overpass so you are going to force people into shelter?

Unspeakably cruel and stupid.

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The thing about Tianlang-Jun is he was a pretty happy go lucky dude with terrifying god like powers

But he doesn't want to use them to crush everyone in a sea of blood! Because he'd much rather be a goofy, silly, little guy who is obsessed with his fandoms

But everyone is nervous about the terrifying god like powers so he gets trapped under a mountain in unimaginable pain for decades while believing the love of his life betrayed him and never really loved him and only kept company by his loyal nephew who he tries to get to leave for his own sake but who won't abandon him

And then when he finally gets free, he transfers from his ruined body to a new one! That's incompatible with his qi so it immediately starts rotting

So he's stuck in a body that is swiftly rotting away

And sure he's planning a little eensy weensy bit of revenge but mostly? He's just excited to be a goofy, silly guy again!

He even found a new fandom!

Even as he casually deploys his terrifying god like powers...in order to match make his nephew with his favourite character from his fandom

He's the most weird dude and I love him

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Shen Jiu: That's it! You're head disciple!

Shen Yuan: I REFUSE!

Shen Jiu: Your refusal doesn't matter

Shen Yuan: This is ridiculous! I don't want to be head disciple! Make Ming Fan be Head Disciple

Shen Jiu: I am the Peak Lord of Qing Jing Peak and it is my decision and my decision alone who is or is not my head disciple and your objections and protestations are irrelevant

Shen Yuan: *quiet and threatening* Fine. I'll be Head Disciple. I'll be the best fucking Head Disciple this peak ever had

Shen Jiu: *also threatening* I look forward to it

Ning Yingying: ...I don't think that's how appointments of head disciples usually go.

(inspired by this post)

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Beefleaf 😔

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luo binghe + puppy binghe doodles

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