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sorry i swear to god there are like. ten fantasy high fans who are also fans of dungeons and dragons. im so so tired of people like “if they do another season which is soooooo unlikely they should do *insert something that’s compelling from a purely storytelling perspective but throws away the whole fucking reason why the show is what it is here*” instead of just understanding what a dungeons and dragons campaign is and how the pacing of the show has developed for the previous three seasons.

WHEN they do a fourth season (which they will, because they have no reason not to. it’s dropouts most popular PRODUCT period end of sentence) it will be called senior year and it will be the bad kids (potentially minus fig, because emily axford has voiced her opinion that she would like to play another character in the world of spyre) saving the world one last time as their senior year capstone project. over the course of that season they will level up to level 20, because that’s the dream of every single dungeons and dragons campaign and this is their ONLY opportunity to show us level 20 characters in dungeons and dragons legitimately. and they’ve set themselves up perfectly by leveling up five times each season so they’ll be level 20 for the final fight. adaine will cast wish. gorgug will have three attacks and better artificer equipment. fabian will have better bard spells and a third attack also. riz gukgak will be practically immune to AOE damage. kristen will cast divine intervention and it’ll work on a 20 or less. ally’s gonna roll a one on the d100. it’s going to be incredible.

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Just now finding out that the "you know why" quote was taken by most people to be gay which was a huge shock for me because I thought it was about how Letty is a fucking racist??

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any time ally beardsley is in an adventuring party it feels like an episode of where in the world is carmen santiago? "its 3 am in a warehouse" "its bi visibility day and we're in a gender cascade", where will they go next?

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something something i’d have two nickels but it’s weird that it happened twice

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who up hating pop psychology

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Aabria with props: Here is a peacock feather to remind you of the delicate romantic queer moment in the woods 🪶🪶🥰🥰

Brennan with props: Floppy Disk! Cocaine!! DYNAMITE!!!! 💣💥💣💥

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HOW DOES ALLY KEEP INVENTING THE HIGHEST FORM OF GENDER?!?!?!?!?!? A HANDYMAN WITH A MUSTACHE IN A WIFEBEATER AND A THONG WITH DISASSOCIATION WHO SLEEPS AROUND CALLS WOMEN GOOD GIRL ABSENT MINDEDLY BECAUSE HES NEVER BEEN CALLED OUT ABOUT IT WHOS ALSO AN UNCLE THROWN INTO THE BODY AND UNIVERSE OF A CAT BURGLAR WOMAN WITH HUGE BOOBS IN A BLACK LATEX SUIT AND SULTRY VOICE CALLED JENNIFER DRIPS WHAT THE FUCK

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The fact that the discord bingo board had Jennifer/Russel Gender Dysphoria Moment on it and then Izzy and Rekha had this amazing moment is more and more proof this season was made for me, in specific

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I believe in socialism but brennan lee mulligan's business man voice can get it

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brennan when K2 was created, vs brennan five episodes later

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fabian/mazey simply must be bi4bi bc i don’t believe a lesbian goddess would resurrect herself to help out a het couple

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main takeaway from certain fan reactions to the finale is this:

the final scene with ankarna was so meaningful to the bad kids' arcs and how they made peace with being wronged by people they loved, and if all you can focus on is that the rat grinders didn't get much screentime, then you don't love dimension20 and you don't love this world: you want to be playing your own hs themed dnd campaign and you're mad the oc versions of the rat grinders you made up in your head acted ooc. these are not your characters and this is not their story.

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Intrepid heros really wanted me to sob tonight huh

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Ngl, Lou with black lipstick is rly doing it for me

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I was hitting my vape as K2 throws her vape into the lava was such a funny moment for me

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The only het couple I like, Mazey and Fabian