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[I made a reservation at the restaurant of love. Where they only have tables for two. Instead of taking my order, the waiter gave me a kiss. Instead of food, I ate perfume. The love restaurant failed its recent health inspection. Because the kitchen is infested with rats. I'm not talking love rats; these are regular rats. And they're biting all the customers and staff. I got food poisoning at the love restaurant. Pretty sure it was caused by the rats. I posted a one-heart review on Yelp.com/love. Then the business owner contacted me privately. He said, 'Why'd you give my restaurant a one-heart review?' I said, 'Because it was full of rats.' He said, 'This is a small business, and this review could ruin me.' He cried over the phone and said he was trying his best.]

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I used to be on the SU hate train for a bit, but then I rewatched the series again and went "Why do I hate this series? It's so good!" Then I remembered I WAS a Lily Orchard fan for a bit but got out of that hole thank goodness.

you know what, i am right and im tired of pretending i am not

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you know what, i am right and im tired of pretending i am not

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Sometimes my mom gets annoyed with me that I don’t shave my legs and one of her reasons is that it’s not attractive and it might scare off a potential partner. Mom it’s not gonna be my hairy legs scaring them off.

It’s gonna be the asexuality or the ptsd or the vaginismus or my sense of humour or my other mental illnesses or my aesthetic or the fact that I spend my free time playing rollercoaster tycoon and reading fanfiction or the fact that I’m mean to men or how I’m too scared to kiss a girl or just like my general auru or

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trixie relaxes

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Another Poll winner!

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My Pokémon ❤️💙

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reblog this if you are not only okay with booping spams but encourage it. blow up my notifications go buck wild we both get our big funny boop numbers

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*turns your cats into lps when you aren't looking*

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*quickly turns even more of your cats into lps*

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Me: Oh man the newest warrior cats series has been so good, the fifth book was a bit filler but hopefully they made a really great en-

*the book gets leaked and of course my curious self had to read*

Me: Gods dang it warrior cats! you were so close to greatness so close! why did you end it like that!? also I hope this character isn't about to get onestared please gods don't do it. Also are you serious!? just... ugh... I really like the rest of the series so much because of the mystery and build up only to lead to that fucking ending... wow...

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I think all of my cringe devotion towards Lily Orchard is so buried in this blog that I don't think I have to worry about it

but just in case. I have gotten older and more mature and what I did back in the day was really really cringe of me, but I don't think it went anywhere which is very very good.

because holy shit was I deep in that fog.

but that was because I was still under the thumb of my abusive and controlling parents too.