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“should tumblr have a cut off age” i think we should be recruiting from nursing homes and senior citizen centers actually

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Me tho

yall moved on but im still here

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Inside us all there are two wolves

sex itself will, under no circumstances, ever be as valuable or fulfilling as the market tells you it is. sex is just another market force and a concept sold to us by the systems we live under. non-sexual intimacy is what we really need but its not sold to us because its literally not sexy enough.

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tumblr today as the one indie gamer who hasn't played hollow knight:

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Someone help I have so many bags of soup in my fridge

Being an adult will having you freezing foods you didn’t even think were possible to freeze

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By Greg Mort

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Can’t wait to not sleep at all on September 11th

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i bet belle and hua mulan would love each other. the filial piety brothers 💪

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My Wife: babe I think my dad might be autistic

Me: your face-blind, emotionally oblivious, picky eater of a father, who has numerous niche interests and the best-organized fly-tackle-box I have ever seen, might be autistic?

My Wife: you knew?

Me: you didn’t?

My Wife: babe I’m not ok I’m having a whole-

Me: you can hear the TVs, babe.

My Wife: What

Me, pointing at the special no-flicker lighting I installed in our house so that we never actually have to have the Big Overhead Light on: babe!

My Wife: … oh my god am I autistic?

Me:

My Wife:

Me: you didn’t know!?

My Wife: YOU DID!?

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“I just saved your life.”

(That was me, not anyone else — strange, isn’t it? Yet I feel myself wanting your thanks.)

“I just saved your life.”

(Yes, I fought my nature, but not that much. A small deed. Don’t punish me.)

“I just saved your life.”

(There’s a red poison in my heart but I fought it for you. Do you understand? I saved you. I shouldn’t have.)

“I just saved your life.”

(Don’t you see? I can still be your ally, despite the red. We can still be friends. Nothing has to change.)

“I just saved your life.”

(Life, the one thing I don’t have. I could have taken it from you and we would have been equal again, but I didn’t, because I know how precious it is.)

“I just saved your life.”

(Nothing has to change. Do you understand what I’ve done for you?)

“I just saved your life.”

(You have gone against your very nature. This will not go unpunished.)

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“Banana for scale”

the bug identification subreddits are the best place in the world. "is this an ant?" no that's a ladybug "haha look at this bug i grabbed earlier" that can for sure kill you but i guess it all worked out "what is this roach-like looking bug?" that is a roach "what the HELL is this" and it's another ladybug "what the HELL is this??" and it's the craziest thing you've ever seen in your life. peace and love on planet bug

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Harbinger

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transmasc fall is coming up, you know what that means

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This is legitimately one of my fav quotes from him