newyorksfinest

[newyorksfinest]

girl why the hell WEREN'T you at the devil's sacrament 👀 that's three sacraments in a row you've missed 👀 👀 👀

[newyorksfinest]

Mr J is this you?

にてるわね…でもオレ　ハナまわり　コゲてるので

It looks like me...but my part around nose is more toasted

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Coptic textile, 6th - 10th century.

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I can’t continue campaigning as a knight in my lords retinue because I made my squire smoke an entire pack of prerolls and threw him from the back of my horse into an enemy pike square

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I think its great that mr j has such a cute voice. Its all about that gap!

My landlady says she was so surprised and thought I might not call out loudly because I was a stray cat when I shouted give me today's breakfast (meow meow meow meow) at first...she hadn't known my voice around 3months since we had met at first...

[newyorksfinest]

mr j when you swear it surprises me...

Why...it sometimes happens...

[newyorksfinest]

9/11 could have been cooler if the hijackers did a loopdeloop first

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I seep in my basket good night

ID: Orange and white tabby curled up and laying in a laundry basket on top of some blankets

[newyorksfinest]

check out this disc that seemingly manifested itself at my work. it contains:

an illegal copy of Microsoft office

a copy of 7zip and winrar

a keygen that plays the hunger games theme song when opened and has a red button that when you click it just closes the entire program

an informative .txt file that tells you to turn off all the firewall and antivirus on your computer

definitely no viruses

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I can’t stop thinking about the uhc shooter and what a wild experience he must be having right now. Idk how much you can look at the news or scroll the internet while on the run for murder, but man. Imagine. You spend who knows how long planning a brazen public assassination, cleanly pop a dude in the middle of one of the busiest downtowns in the world, bike away fueled by nothing but the thrill of vengeance and some Starbucks, and spark one of the largest manhunts in recent history. And when you finally go online to see what you’ve wrought, the entire world is laugh reacting NYT headlines and has collectively decided that you’re off the hook this time, king.

Then pictures of your face get released 24 hours later and everyone is like actually this guy did nothing wrong AND he’s hot.

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Sitting in the world market parking lot focusing really hard so i can will a new color of drinking glass into existence

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Are you going to dodge the draft for WW3?

They won't want me for WW3 anyways. I'd make it too easy.

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i can't fucking shut up about the man that people are starting to call "The Claims Adjuster" because he not only shot that evil fucker but:

wrote deny defend depose on the bullets in sharpie

deliberately left behind a backpack in central park full of fucking monopoly money

and the cherry on top (so far) is that he potentially used a gun that was designed for veterinarians to put down sick animals

its art, its amazing, this is the best thing thats happened in like 10 years and he is my hero. Everything has felt so bleak and this is like a ray of light shining through the dark clouds into my soul

may they never catch him, and may we never find out who he was

[newyorksfinest]

Sitting in the world market parking lot focusing really hard so i can will a new color of drinking glass into existence

[newyorksfinest]

i had a dream that you were in the play at my school and you were mad that i got the lead and you didnt so you kept vagueposting about it to your ten billion followers and i replied and everyone told me to kill myself

That does sound like me…???

[newyorksfinest]

u think im sillies???? no this my special move

ID: Close up of an orange and white tabby, he is holding his paw up to his chin and sticking his tongue out a little