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ive bitten six people so far this year by hiding in the rack of sweaters and lunging when someone reaches out to touch them but the banana republic staff cant put me down cause im an endangered species

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“blue hair” this, “pronouns” that. find someone with flowing silver hair and spells

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Do you ever become mutuals with someone you share an intense interest with and it becomes this limbo of "I want to be your friend SO fucking bad but I'll eat a shoe before dm-ing first"

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What do y’all mean by you can open orange with hands that thing is unbreakable what the hell

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gizmo_ukraine

You won't believe the fucking thing that appears

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Lighthouses of the Great Lakes.

by researchremora

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this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

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What inspired the 2 Trucks song?

I was thinking about two trucks having sex and, well, the rest is history

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She cheese on my cake til I factory

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I think we're too harsh on medieval painters because this is legitimately what some poodle mixes look like

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why aren't u on testosterone answer quick

im stuck in the maze

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Oat milk is made by milking goats and then putting the milk through a fine filter to extract all the "G"s

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List of White Rappers Who Have Been Corrupted By The Amulet