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My only contribution for tonight

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*calls employer after job interview*

me: oh um, hello, i was here for a job interview last week and i was just wondering how it went? *clenches teeth and holds my breath*

employer: oh sorry the job opening went to someone else

me: is it my pussy stink or…..?

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Wearing Kippahs in the colors of the Palestinian flag…Jews rally in support of Gaza

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This is like beyond Trump levels of overtly lying, only it’s been like this for several months.

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I will be honest guys, the Red portrait of king Charles is gorgeous asdfghjkl

it's a bad portrait. Like. Objectively. It does the opposite of what's intended. It looks like the painter is insulting him. If it was in a contemporary gallery with no context you would see it immediately as the ambivalent criticism of Charles's reign, how he fades into the overwhelming red background as a tiny little figure, small and insignificant, insufficient for the clothes he's wearing. It reminds my of Goya's portraits, how they were so 'realistic' that they ended up making these great figures look pathetic to the viewer. So these are our rulers?

the sheer novelty. the surprise and shock, the kinda cunt it's serving for no reason. I. I love it. It's an incredible portrait by Jonathan Yeo. By the sheer fact that Charles, the man, is impossible to portray as greater than man because he's just such a nothingburger of a dude. So a portrait made to make him look huge and interesting made him be swallowed in red brushstrokes. The butterfly, that reminded me immediately of " we will all laugh at guilded butterflies", draws more attention than him. It looks like an omen. It looks like a warning in all this red. Something is not right here.

This is the best royal portrait ever 10/10

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I always think about how Pikachu was able to live not in an pokeball by electrocuting the shit out of everyone who tried....

There was a Tumblr thread on that.

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The VP of Columbia University

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TELL. THEM.

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funny how celebrities will raise $26M for a fashion institute but can't be bothered to mobilise even a fraction of that energy and money to help the people being tortured and killed in an unapologetic genocide as we speak. love that for society. what a moment for The Culture.

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The booing every time Israel gets points is the best music of the evening !

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Netherlands refusing to appear at all and forcing that Eurovision boss Martin guy to get booed by 9000 people is so fun and sexy

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"The Capitol vs District 12 in real time. Hunger Games in real time with the worlds elite obsessing over vanity, materialism, wealth and fame with total disregard to Gaza genocide" from Craving Palestine, 07/May/2024: