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if i'm lying on my stomach sometimes i'll bend my leg up and pat my head with my foot. it's awesome. headpats without needing someone around willing to pat your head. so anyway i started typing this up because i thought it was a mildly amusing anecdote. but now that i think about it. wow that's kinda pathetic actually. can someone teleport to my house and give me real headpats pls and thank you

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The World of Ultimate Gaming

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Let’s take ibuprofen together

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second hour of being locked up in a tower with three random girls: talked to the others. the two more composed girls are named annul and absol (yeah like the pokemon. probably picked it herself. so cool.). the girl in the corner is still crying and won't respond to us at all. absol is trying to cheer her up. we've examined our prison closer, and found a weird chamber sort of thing tucked away in a corner. idk how to describe it… there's a doorway (no door) to a small room with what looks like a sword hanging on the back wall. the whole thing is covered in tons of flowers, both red and white ones of the same species, but i don't know what they're called. was this room even here before? i feel like we would've seen it when we were checking the windows earlier. whatever. girl is still crying. her eyes are very red. but she's giggling a little at absol's terrible jokes, so maybe she'll feel up to talking soon.

first hour of being locked up in a tower with three random girls: none of us know how we got here. we just kinda woke up in this ominous tower. we examined potential escape routes. there are windows, but the drop is at least 300m down with no way to climb down. there's an elevator, but the power seems to be out and the doors won't budge. will update soon 👍 one of them is crying in the corner. i hope she's ok.

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anyone wanna rizz me up or like

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hey check this out *dies in front of you in every universe*

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while i do love this so much and she would say this. this translation isn't accurate. very sad :( she says コンビニの元締め何の御用かしら? which would be more accurately translated as "What can we do for you, convenience store cop?" she's still giving him some sass but she doesn't know exactly what he's here for. don't piss off the cop too much if you don't know what he's doing! that's illegal business 101!

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Overcome by the brave and confident trans womanly urge to say "I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry."

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reblog this to pet the user you reblogged from please

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People will be like oh you can't be stargender that's stupid you're making it up. What even is cloudgender. Come on. Boygender and girlgender are totally real though btw. And you have to pick one or you'll get in trouble

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Every single morning

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first hour of being locked up in a tower with three random girls: none of us know how we got here. we just kinda woke up in this ominous tower. we examined potential escape routes. there are windows, but the drop is at least 300m down with no way to climb down. there's an elevator, but the power seems to be out and the doors won't budge. will update soon 👍 one of them is crying in the corner. i hope she's ok.

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shoutout to my homies who are deeply bizarre and have something wrong with them

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og: https://cyelatm.tumblr.com/image/166374352071

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but my patience is running thin...!

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wow! a blog! i've lurked on tumblr for a few years but i feel like actually posting now my name is tide! i'm australian (vic)! uh. what else do i put here..... my favourite anime is revue starlight. love my theater lesbians. my favourite video game is ender lillies. love my little baby girl. my favourite band is johnny manchild and the poor bastards. love my poor bastards. please feel free to talk to me about whatever! if it's rude i probably won't respond. but otherwise i'll try to get to it! or if you don't want to talk you can just meow at me from across the void :3 tags: #jetsam | original posts #lagan | reblogs #electrolysis | general video game stuff #beautiful waves | general anime stuff #a promise to reach the shore | revue starlight probably adding more later