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SUTTON: so ... i found your number carved into a tree on my run this morning

SUTTON: now im only wondering if u did this on purpose or if theres some really irritated Sasquatch running around planning his vengeance ?

JUNI: it's me. i'm the sasquatch.

JUNI: get out of my swamp.

JUNI: shit no wait shrek was an ogre not a sasquatch

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fckjaycee:

“goddamn, that’s a lot of shit to take in,” jaycee widens her eyes, shaking her head at the horrific details. “the most scandal we have at the salon is somebody requesting to color their hair lime green.”

            ‘ i mean, i’m kind of used to it by now. comes with the territory. i don’t have to touch the thing, at least - that’s where i draw the line. ’ eyebrow quirks slightly. ‘ lime green ? that sounds kinda cool, though. i’d never dye my hair, but i’m sure it looks great on SOME people. ’

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damnitmaisy:

❛ I do care about your day but if it’s going to give me nightmares I’d rather not hear all the details. ❜ she admitted. Maisy’s nose scrunched up as she shook her head at Juniper. ❛ Ew, I can just see his rotting flesh and all. Oh my god, could you imagine the flies? Okay. I’m grossing myself out now. ❜

                ‘ if just that’s going to give you nightmares, i don’t know how you EVER sleep at night, ’ juni huffs, though her amusement is clear. ‘ yeah, there were maggots where his eyes used to be. turns out the bathroom ? not a great place for keeping a body unless you want all kinds of nastiness going on. ’

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yoobea:

bea looks up at juniper from her book, expecting to hear the rest of the joke until she finishes her story. “oh my god, juni!” her mouth drops open. bea goes back to reading her book. “why did you tell me that, dude? now i can’t stop thinking about it. “

             ‘ no one ever ASKS me how work’s going ! ’ she insists, frown on her lips even as she FIGHTS to keep from grinning. ‘ so i have to take it upon myself to let everyone know. it’s going great, by the way. ’

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hi, this is an ‘’i miss eva’s mermaid hair’’ gifset

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damnitmaisy:

The brunette’s eyes shifted between the others as she waited a moment just to see if Juniper was actually joking. Though when she didn’t continue, Maisy couldn’t help but hang her head slightly. ❛ Juni, why can’t you start a conversation like a normal person? Now that image is gonna be stuck in my head. ❜

            ‘ you love me anyway, ’ juni dismisses the other’s complaint easily, wide smile in place. ‘ aren’t friends supposed to care deeply about each other’s day ? i’m hurt, maisy, really. i thought we were closer than that. ’ overdramatizing is a favorite pastime of the redhead. 

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        ‘ two men walk into a bar. one man walks out, ’ juniper begins, words holding the cadence of a joke. ‘ two weeks later they find the other’s body rotting in the handicap bathroom stall that’d been marked out of order..... - oh, there’s no punchline to this. it’s not a joke, just a case i’m working on. ’ 

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              !!! scully here w my babie juni !! here’s a little bit about her:

her parents are hippies - hence her name being juniper rain. they run a small spiritual shop downtown and have quite a big online following due to the blog they run. ( juni loves her parents dearly. they’re quirky and weird but she loves them so much. ) 

ever since she was a child, she’s had great intuition - her parents, being the hippies they are, encouraged and nurtured this trait. now, she’s completely certain she’s kind of psychic, as are her parents. between her photographic memory and a fantastic intuition, she solved many ‘mysteries’ growing up.

now, she’s been commissioned to work closely with APD to solve murder cases. a lot of the cops aren’t too happy about it, but she’s needed nonetheless. she is also a living example of the trope person everyone assumes is stupid is actually very intelligent. 

she recently went through a breakup because her girlfriend refused to recognize her Gift and broke up with her because she thought she was lying about her job.... rip. come plot w my babie 

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Maybe I thought I deserved it. And so I became insecure and desperate. Your opinion meant more than my own. That’s not how it should be.

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