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@inkededucatednnerdy

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I'm so tired of "online safety" laws lately

"Think of the children!" yeah, sure, allow kids to download and play casino games wrapped up in the package of gacha all you want, but god forbid an adult wants to use social media without giving their biometric data to internet databases in the age of AI

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Why is it so stressful and embarrassing to tell someone how sick you are when you don't look sick on the outside?

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The Book of Boba Fett | Chapter 5: Return of the Mandalorian

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I actually just love a proper devoted love story with no cheating, no distractions, no break ups, just two people who match each others freak to the highest level

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I’m not mad, I’m confused.

Source

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me: i love reading

also me: *gets distracted* *opens tumblr* *doesn’t read*

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Still crying

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hey btw fictional smut is not real sex. since i know there's plethora of young audience here who reads thinking they need to be like the porn in fics, no you don't. let me tell you that tits come in all sizes and it's normal. sagging is normal. stretch marks, scars, hairy bodies are normal. strawberry skin is okay. hyperpigmentation in pelvic region is normal. not every pussy is light barbie pink. a vagina looks like a vagina; you don't have to be grossed out. most of the women can't squirt at all also can't cum with just vaginal penetration. 6 inches is big. always use protection. prep it before you put it in. don't ever try anal without lube and stretching. not everyone cums like seven times back to back. aftercare is important. and lastly for the love of god, do not ever try cervix fucking.

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First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

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"pedro pascal is set to star in-”

I DON'T CARE I’M SAT ALREADY.

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i love when fic writers who have clearly never tried any kind of alcohol in their lives try to write someone drinking bc they're always like

"he ordered a tall glass of hard liquor. after three large glasses he was feeling tipsy" like babygirl i can't be sure but i think u just sent this man to the hospital

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You fucking do it is the most appropriate response to someone yelling at you for doing something wrong.

I do not have to put up with your shit, you want to play so badly you do it 🤣 .

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Given that YouTube is about to succumb to ultra conservative censorship/privacy invasion *cough* I mean "age verification" bullshit, I highly recommend you listen to the newest episode of Wait Wait Don't Tell Me from the NPR website. It's a fun episode, and Pedro is of course his natural ador(k)able self.

Support public radio. Like Tumblr is supposed to be, it's community, not commodity.

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