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Hilarious Signs That’ll Make You Do a Double Take (x)
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My therapist said “I have to show you something on my phone!”
It was this:
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When you get a random spike of intense pain that fades away after a few seconds
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this video is just my herald
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me coming out to post my opinion on tumblr.com
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My gf: mimes are to clowns as dogs are to wolves Me, trembling: what
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When you’re a ghost and the new owners put ugly decorations in the house
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me: sees two people on a motorcycle, the person sitting in the back holding on to the driver so they dont fall to their literal death
me: oh… intimacy
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i play the toad in everyday life
Tom Hiddleston Remembers His First Play at the 500 Words Final, 27th May 2016 (with minimal persuasion - even though it ultimately meant that he missed out on performing Shakespeare on The Globe Theatre’s stage, bless him!)
Bonus:
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haha i had 2 dads and they both SUCKED
*swings bat at hornets nest*

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