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Yeah, I do, so happy birthday! *hands over the money and pie* The snow’s on its way.

Happy Birthday, Haiti (newengland-googlehistory)

Mèsi! Also, don’t you owe me snow? Or was it money…?( @newengland-googlehistory )

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m!a list

Amount of time specified by anon for all unless specified

Cuddle: Muse just wants to cuddle.

Fade Away: Your muse is starting to fade away, becoming more and more transparent as time goes on. The only thing that can save them is a kiss.

Mute: The muse's voice is gone. No matter how hard they try, a word won't come out.

Trouble: The muse is having difficulty breathing.

Accident: The muse has a terrible accident (accident specified by anon or my mun/mod) and may not survive. Whether or not the muse survives is up to mun/mod.

Toddler: Muse is four years old.

Hallucinating: The muse is hallucinating. Anon specifies who or what the muse sees.

Gender Switch: Muse turns into the opposite gender.

Noises: The muse keeps hearing a weird noise in their head that won't go away.

Emotional: Muse gets very, very emotional.

Inked: Muse decides to get a tattoo.

Sakura: Muse will act all shy around (Anon decides) for 10 Hours.

Cough: Muse will be ill for 4 Hours.

Remember: Muse will suffer Memory Loss for 2 Days.

Phobia: Muse is terribly afraid of something or someone (Anon specifies) for 3 hours.

Noise: Muse will say everything they think, lasts for a day.

Answer: Muse will have to answer anything that is asked of him/her truthfully, lasts 4 hours.

Obsession: Muse will be obsessed with ______ (Anon specifies) for the next 7 hours.

Reverse: Muse’s personality will be extremely opposite for (Anon decides)

Confess: Muse has to confess something they think of or feel toward anyone they speak to each time they speak to them for the next 5 hours.

Slave: Muse becomes a maid or butler to _______ (Anon decides) for 4 hours.

Gone: Muse loses _____ (Mun decides something or someone important) for 6 hours.

Nightmare: Muse is plagued with horrific images and scenes both in sleeping and in waking.

Alarm: Muse keeps hearing an alarm go off but cannot figure out where for the next 3 hours.

NSFW: Muse is naked and any clothes they try to put on or objects to cover up turn invisible for (Anon decides).

Whipped Cream: Muse wants everything with whipped cream on it for 3 hours.

Wish We Were Older: Muse is a child for 8 hours.

Just a Game: Muse believes everything is a game/competition for 5 hours.

Lurk: Muse will follow ______(Anon can specify who or what) for 4 hours.

Quiet: Muse has very sensitive hearing, and tries to do everything as quietly as possible. Regular speaking sounds like shouting.

Stuttering: You have an irresistibly cute stutter for (Anon decides)

T-shirt: You can wear nothing but a t-shirt for (Anon specifies)

Cat: You've become what is commonly known as a couch-potato and nothing will convince you to stop being lazy.

Lost: You're lost in the least likely place for you to ever get lost and you simply can't find your way back without help. Lasts for 2 hours.

Garden: Muse becomes plantlike, wanting to spend all of his/her time in the sun and needing lots of water.

Tightrope: Muse loses all sense of balance.

Sneeze: Muse is now allergic to something they spend a lot of time around (Anon decides what)

Brella: Muse now finds themselves believing their significant other/closest friend has disappeared from their life. Suddenly nothing seems as lively and interesting as it used to. If muse happens to come into contact with whomever they believe to be missing, they'll simply believe it's a ghost. Lasts for three days; anon decides who muse believes is gone.

Happiness: Your muse feels incredibly happy for a specified amount of time.

Depressed: Your muse is incredibly depressed and may even harbor suicidal thoughts for a specified amount of time.

Anger: Your muse is now only angry, they will be mad at anything and anyone that approaches them for a specified amount of time.

Emotional: Your muses emotions are now amplified, meaning they will have some "overreactions" to things for a specified amount of time. (Ex: Muse is angry, they will want to break stuff.)

Childish: Your muse will act extremely immature and behave like a child for a specified amount of time.

Love: Your muse is now madly in love with (Anon specifies what character) for a specified amount of time.

Mute Mun: Mun cannot speak. The Muse must speak for the Mun in OOC posts, tags, and such other forms of Mun communication for twelve hours. (Bonus: if the mun has a personal blog, their text posts will also be spoken for by the muse)

Opposite Muse: Role Play, for one day, a character the complete opposite of your current Muse. (Can be either from same fandom and OC or so or different fandom.)

Oh god no: Muse and Mun now do everything together for 3 days

Frozen to the Core: Muse becomes extremely cold natured and seeks any form of warmth.

?yako uoy erA: Muse is cursed to speak backwards.

Jack the Ripper: Muse has been attacked by something that obviously has no sense of mercy. They are beaten, bloody, and left for dead someplace abandoned. Lasts until someone comes to the rescue... Or finishes the job.

Just Shut Up!: Muse hears voices in their head. Anon can pick whose voice it is.

Shaking Hands: Muse is suddenly freezing cold and can’t stop shivering for (Anon specifies time)

Overprotective: Muse becomes obsessive of the person Anon chooses.

Afraid of Your Own Shadow: Muse is unnaturally skittish and afraid of everything around them for 24 hours.

Pretty Please: My Character must grant favours of anyone who asks. So long as they say please. (Anon decides duration)

Trapped!: Muse is locked away in a place specified by Anon until rescued or until specified time.

Itai, itai!: Muse is in constant pain.

Go home, Muse. You're Drunk.: Muse is confused easily and acts as though drunk.

Hot hot hot hot hot hot HOT!: Muse has uncontrollable hot flashes.

Fear is funny!: Whatever usually scares Muse, they now find funny.

H3H3: Muse is blind.

Colorful: Muse dyes their hair (color specified by anon) Washes out in two days.

Cravings: Muse has a sudden craving for the food of the Anon’s choice

Broken: Muse is mentally broken and upset with themselves to the point that they harm themselves for ____

Night: A wishing star! Anon gets to make a wish and muse has to accommodate it.

Leather: Muse must wear a leash and collar for three days. If another roleplayer sends this, they must be their slave for those three days. Be gentle with me...

Water: SHARKS! Muse becomes lost at sea for one week.

Black: Muse is blind for one week. Who turned out the lights?

Easy: Muse now has extreme difficulty doing something they are normally good at.

Poet In Hiding: Muse can only speak in rhyme.

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I have the pie and money now, I’ll drop the snow off tomorrow. 

Haiti’s History #45

Can I import snow to my country?

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It’s a yellow butter cake with a cream filling and chocolate glaze, and deal. 

Haiti’s History #45

Can I import snow to my country?

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I’ll give you fifteen bucks and a Boston cream pie for all the snow on my street.

Haiti’s History #45

Can I import snow to my country?

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I’m starting to regret saying I’d pay you...

Haiti’s History #45

Can I import snow to my country?

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I’ll pay you to take some of mine. 

Haiti’s History #45

Can I import snow to my country?

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Good luck. Swing diagonally. Square your feet. Don’t hit a support or a pipe.

search who the H*** knows anymore

How to remove a sword from a concrete wall

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It depends how deep it is. If it’s in deep, dig out the outside dirt until you see it. If it’s not, chisel it out.

If you don’t care about your basement wall, sledgehammer it. It’s quick. It’s easy. It’s free.

search who the H*** knows anymore

How to remove a sword from a concrete wall

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Easy. Sledgehammer the wall, then chisel it out when there’s less concrete to deal with. 

search who the H*** knows anymore

How to remove a sword from a concrete wall

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RUIN their search history 

Searching…

What to do when you just stole the phone of someone who slapped you

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Search History #46

fuck everyone who got snow

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Meet the People in My Muse’s Life

Send a Symbol, and they’ll tell you about:

🌻 - Their Father 🌷 - Their Mother 🌟 - A Different Family Member 🐶 - A Pet 👊 - A Best Friend 👋 - A Friend 🔍  - An Acquaintance 🍼 - A Child (Theirs or Not) 🎭 - A Former Friend 👿 - An Enemy 📪 - A Neighbor 💘 - A Love Interest 👻  - Someone They Don’t See Often 💀 - Someone Deceased ☀️ - Someone who Can “Turn Lemons into Lemonade” ☔️ - Someone who Can “Turn Lemonade into Lemons” 🍀 - Someone Lucky 🍰 - Someone who Loves Food 🍜 - Someone who’s A Great Cook

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send "mistletoe" for our muses to get caught under mistletoe!!

:3

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🎉🔪

🔪-How much do you enjoy writing angst threads?

Yes please give me that d r a m a 

🎉 - Is there something you want to celebrate about your muse?

They ate a block of ramen noodles several times because they could so that counts as celebratory right??

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Another Munday Meme!

Send one of the following:

🔮 - What do you have planned for future plots? 🛡 - Do you feel protective about your muse and their actions? 🔪 - How much do you enjoy writing angst threads? 🎉 - Is there something you want to celebrate about your muse? 💎 - Is your current muse your favourite? 🏅 - Do you consider yourself an experienced RPer? 🍕 - Do you take your time with replies? Are you a ‘chill’ partner? 🍀 - Do you think you have found that perfect RP partner? 🥀 - What instantly kills your enthusiasm for your muse? 👀 - Is there a muse you’re currently looking for interaction with?

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Role play blogs aren’t just about clique’s and it shouldn’t be about who you’ve known the longest either. Well it should be but also- there are a lot of shy cinnamon rolls out there waiting for you. But they don’t know that you can vibe with them right off the bat if they’d only send in a meme or a starter or something!

So reblog if you’re the type of blog that is open to NEW friendships even if you are already connected to old ones. New friendships mean new experiences and more people to talk about your muse’s together. This is a clique free blog despite the people who love sending me in asks and there’s much love for them but I’ve also got love waiting for you if only you’d send that one message.